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[ruinedchildhood]

[yeehawlw]

i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead

[yeehawlw]

he cannot be stopped

[uncleromeo]

[britomartis]

beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome

[daredevans-blog]

shrek

[britomartis]

never mind post cancelled 

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

coward

[creaturey]

i’m reading mattress topper reviews on amazon and i just love this one…. who are these variously shaped gays

[zay4ik]

why is it so small

[unatract]

it’s a baby

[ochotona-princeps-blog]

Thank you science side of tumblr

[internet]

[gorillamunchies]

no thank you, owen

[sageofstars]

“Rejection” erasure poetry by Ben Aaron

don’t get into grad school? make it art 

[cyborgteen-deactivated20180718]

ive said it a million times but poetry sucks

[sageofstars]

“i sucks” erasure poetry by Ben Aaron

[wahbegan]

chill the fuck out Ben it’s a rejection letter from grad school now a love note from your ex

[sageofstars]

“Love Note” erasure poem by Ben Aaron

[neurodivergent-crow]

Ben Aaron is my new fave

[watershalation-deactivated20191]

My fave famous poet

[earthnation]

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

[ventrue]

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

Here it is. The post that started it all.

[earthnation]

40,000+ notes and multiple spinoff posts and my thrussy remains unfucked. a modern tragedy

[memewhore]

[babysbackup]

Stop sending me fake nudes of Reba.

[babysbackup]

I can’t believe I have to reblog this.

[notkatniss]

[ferniefonseca]

GOOD FUCKING BYE

[michelleumunna]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[jake-me-up-deactivated20240207]

two bottoms chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re both bottoms

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

Is it because the jets are 5 feet apart?

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

you know what

[unfaggy]

I’m.

[itsthemainshane]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Hey op please delete this and your blog

[androginking]

[pettycentral]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This might be my favorite post hahaha

[pdothamman-deactivated20170513]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

[the-funny-turtle]

this can’t be real lmao

[mymodernmet]

Man Builds Custom-Made Monopoly Board to Propose to His Girlfriend

[giraffepoliceforce]

That man has a lot of guts, assuming anyone will still love him halfway through a game of Monopoly.