this is the only mood for being in your 20s

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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@briarpoe12
this is the only mood for being in your 20s
a bird apartment
Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.
âWhat you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brainâs parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. Youâre looking at happiness.â
Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.
6 inch heelsâŚ..she walked in the club like nobodyâs businessâŚ..godamâŚ..she murdered everybody and i was her witness
Beauty and the Beast (In the Style of Rachmaninoff)
OMG IâM CRYING
CRYING.Â
someone keeps airdropping me stuff and then immediately locking their phone so i cant send anything back. i just got this
When youâre watching TV and your sibling gets out of the good chair to get a drink
sibling culture is willingly dehydrating yourself for hours to avoid giving up the seat you EARNED
My dog and my bunny were playing in the back yard and I thought other people might enjoy watching as much as me
Please watch this video
This is one of the most magical things I have ever seen
That bun thinks itâs a doggo
My favorite thing about bunz is that they express joy by leaping around. Thatâs a happy bun.
@whateverthepoodle
Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible
Me, as a vampire: oh geez
Friend: Whatâs wrong
Me: Just remembered that time in 1654 when the tavern maid said âEnjoyeth thy meal!â I replied with âThee as wellâ
Lucky bird
when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you
Favorite moment
kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
When in doubt, go to the library!
This is STUNNING
The fact that thereâs a highway to Hell but only a stairway to Heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic volume.
thereâs nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces
anyone whoâs ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! itâs so good! theyâre so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes itâs so pure