The Duck Smirk

[spacemancharisma]

this is the only mood for being in your 20s

[feargender]

[everydaylouie]

a bird apartment

[sittinginyourlapandtakingadrag]

[vodka-is-the-solution]

[oraclesofnorway]

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

[andrewbelami]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

[deactivatingrealsoon-deactivate]

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

[fuckyeahdisneysongs]

Visit Original Link

Beauty and the Beast (In the Style of Rachmaninoff)

[lisalice]

[tumblueberry]

OMG I’M CRYING

[conesoldstobers]

CRYING. 

[emailclub]

someone keeps airdropping me stuff and then immediately locking their phone so i cant send anything back. i just got this

[prideandmanatees]

[harlequinhatter]

When you’re watching TV and your sibling gets out of the good chair to get a drink

[togeqi]

sibling culture is willingly dehydrating yourself for hours to avoid giving up the seat you EARNED

[wethekeegsta]

My dog and my bunny were playing in the back yard and I thought other people might enjoy watching as much as me

[vote-for-eggman]

Please watch this video

[blue-pixiedust]

This is one of the most magical things I have ever seen

[necron-9-9]

That bun thinks it’s a doggo

[atomictourists]

My favorite thing about bunz is that they express joy by leaping around. That’s a happy bun.

[yourdreamscantlast]

@whateverthepoodle

[desinteresse]

Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible

[desinteresse]

Me, as a vampire: oh geez

Friend: What’s wrong

Me: Just remembered that time in 1654 when the tavern maid said “Enjoyeth thy meal!” I replied with “Thee as well”

[falseknees]

Lucky bird

[gif87a-com]

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

[lovely-little-hellfire]

Favorite moment

[thebootydiaries]

kid: dad whats a 69

dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

[peaceofseoul]

When in doubt, go to the library!

[moonysfrexckles]

This is STUNNING

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact that there’s a highway to Hell but only a stairway to Heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic volume.

[turing-tested]

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

[turing-tested]

anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure