[briarteeth]

I am beginning to understand that the fandom headcanons Travis Hackett with scars

But have you considered

Tattoos.

He seems like the type of guy to get his shoulders and back tatted instead of anywhere that shows.

[glamrockdreams]

Bitches be like

"The production team knew exactly what they were doing they made him slutty on purpose there is no other excuse"

And it'll just be a middle aged man covered in blood

[briarteeth]

just logged in for the first time since like 2018 to look for obscure fanart, and my account has been making bot comments 😭 hell nah, changing my password again

[teamcapwasrightandishouldsayit]

[thecollectibles]

The Fellowship of the Ring - Present days by Tony Sart

[maddiesharafian]

The Need to Stay

(Thought I’d upload my recent comics to Tumblr! I totally forgot it only lets you upload 10 pics at a time, and this is 11, but fingers crossed it works!)

[southrobin]

Dbd charm/sticker designs. Myers, The Pig, Huntress & Ghostface. For sale if 10+ ppl show interest. Let me know?

[novva]

peter and tink! ✨

// tink

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[raise-me-up-take-me-up]

[A Tiktok of a teenage boy who sits in his room chewing gum staring at the camera. The audio is a vocoded paragraph of the boy’s account with a female voice]

This is a true story of how my dad found out I was gay.

Me and my dad were driving to the shops and I saw a cute guy walking his dog and was obviously staring at him. I did not want my dad to see me staring at this guy so I said “That’s a cute dog.”

Then my dad replied, “Yeah, cute dog. What breed was it?”

I had been so busy looking at that guy’s juicy booty that I did not have a clue what it was, so I just said “Hmm, I think it was a lab.”

My dad then said “What colour was the dog, Liam?”

I immediately went into panic mode and started sweating and said “I don’t know, dad, it was a dog, okay?!”

My dad paused and said “It was a cat, Liam... Those weirdos were walking a cat... is there anything you want to tell me?”

[stem-stims]

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

[dexer-von-dexer]

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

[kimmycup]

Congratulations,

YOU JUST STABBED THEM AGAIN

[five-flats]

i feel like that last comment should be accompanied by a bill-wurtz-style jingle

[jilf]

Bimbo and Himbo aren't gender locked

[jilf]

Female himbos:

Male bimbos:

[oh-in-italics]

Living in DC right now is really fun because you’ll go to the grocery store for the first time in over a week, see a white man buying tiki torches, and instantly decide that you don’t actually need eggs or milk or fresh produce and hightail it 

[oh-in-italics]

Living in DC right now is really fun because you’ll clock in at your place of work, which happens to be across the street from one of the city’s largest synagogues, and you’ll see four white bald men with american flag neck buffs as masks and black hoodies walk towards it and you will, for a moment, question whether people are about to die and debate what exactly it is you need to do about it

[oh-in-italics]

Living in DC right now is really fun because my family has decided to make the choice to stay in the city and stockpile groceries for the next two weeks. An estimated 20% of the city will be leaving to shelter elsewhere for the week of the inauguration. Any other time in US history, an inauguration draws in Washingtonians and Americans from across the continent. It is supposed to be a celebration of democracy. Instead, we have empty houses and a city preparing for violence waged by non-residents while our streets and our homes pay the cost.

[oh-in-italics]

Living in DC is really fun right now because you’ll get woken up at 6:17 am by the sound of humvees driving down your block. They are on their way to secure one of the dozens of streets, bridges, and highways that are being shut down to keep out white supremacists. A soldier in uniform waves good morning while you get your usual order from Dunkin’ Donuts. He has kind eyes behind the mask. You wonder who he voted for.

[shes-ghostface]

Would you do a meme set for some of the dbd killers? 🤪

These aren’t necessarily memes, they’re more like ‘no context’ photos that remind me of them 😂 I was chuckling whilst making these so thank you for this ask 😂 I have to thank @ashenhollowed for the Victor one as they sent me the image and I couldn’t resist labelling it as Victor 🤣

[straightboyfriend]

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

[aofvoid]

God in the Garden of Eden

[unyanizedcatboys]

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

[jasoncanty01]

[shyspacefey]

[grantwilson]

tumblr should remove the sign up and delete account buttons. no one gets in, no one gets out