random shit

she/they | fandom stuff and random shit I find funny |

[georgedontdothat]

he’s at it again

[cipheramnesia]

I want to see a Thai martial arts movie shot in this guy's house where everyone keeps trying to use things in the house as a weapon but it just falls apart because it's chocolate and what's supposed to be a badass fight scene degenerates into a few helpless men sliding and flailing around in a giant messy pile of smashed desserts.

[rikonius]

I know how the scene would end. Bad guy gets up, draws a weapon, and PANG!

There's Chocolate Guy holding the one real metal pan in the room.

[rosebloodcat]

That sounds like the kind of fight scene you'd find in a Jackie Chan movie.

Which, honestly, I would love to see.

[the-haiku-bot]

That sounds like the kind

of fight scene you’d find in a

Jackie Chan movie.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

i think what makes tumblr great now is that nobody gives a shit? Like, there is NOTHING to be gained from being on here except the pure joy of making stuff for people and with people?

If you're on twitter or threads or reddit, and you say, "Oh, I had a terrible experience with Delta Airlines. They canceled my flight and then booked me into a hotel room with a stranger," and you tag Delta, there's a chance Delta Airlines itself will come and apologize. Maybe even give you some SkyMiles or something.

But if you complain about a terrible airline experience on tumblr, all you can hope for is that someone might come along and write slash fiction about two guys who get booked into the same hotel room by Delta Airlines.

You can't gain social capital by being here. Nobody knows who you even ARE because your user name is, like, some randomly generated phrase or else an obscure reference to hockey sex books.

I'm not saying it's perfect, of course. It's a super toxic hellsite that eats the ashes of its former self to survive. But it beats twitter any day, and not only because twitter is owned by a raving mad white supremacist fuckchild.

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[gragam]

i wanted to post the full picture but i only have the edit i made where the mom is smoking

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[ciel-of-vault-111]

Me if u care

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[the-invisible-self]

It gets better.

[internetgreatesthits]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[kasaneteto]

HAUHGUHAUHSUHGUDISHGGHUDHSG

[kasaneteto]

[s3tok41b4]

When you need to use royalty free music but can’t find any you like so you make your own but then you remember you don’t know how to compose music but you spent all this time making it and you’re not turning back now

[crittizen]

this is a poem

[wa-u-moved]

i couldn’t not draw this

[i-say-ok]

ok…!

[luxury-nightmare]

babe are you okay, your reblogging the subway rat poem again

[the-haiku-bot]

babe are you okay,

your reblogging the subway

rat poem again

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[giraffepoliceforce]

[billboard-charts-deactivated201]

i can’t believe i fell for it

[fuzzy-guitar]

This was actually pretty clever

[naruto-uzufuckit]

This is some next generation bullshit fuck me

[makeitearlgrey]

I want you all to know that i hate everyone

[firstoffletmesayi]

I love it

[d0n-d13g0]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[hugging-blavingad]

@make-me-president

[do-not-u-dare]

I expected this but it’s so cool i love ir

[punky-beaver-offical]

FUCKING HELL

[do-not-u-dare]

lmaooooooo glad it got you

[king-of-oreo]

The sound was off and looked at the rbs so I expected it

[the-haiku-bot]

The sound was off and

looked at the rbs so

I expected it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[strawberry-crocodile]

Happy The Missile Knows Where It Is Monday

[sleepy-frog-lady]

I don’t know what this post is trying to tell me

[predatory-lesbians]

the missile knows where it is

[galaxywarp]

it knows this because it knows where it isn’t

[i-give-chess-pieces-to-people]

[ID in alt text]

[strawberry-crocodile]

Happy The Missile Knows Where It Is Monday

[sleepy-frog-lady]

I don’t know what this post is trying to tell me

[predatory-lesbians]

the missile knows where it is

[galaxywarp]

it knows this because it knows where it isn’t

[i-give-chess-pieces-to-people]

[ID in alt text]

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 4

[i-give-chess-pieces-to-people]

[ID in alt text]

[stillgotscars]

there’s simply nothing that compares to hearing a taylor swift album for the first time and then falling in love with each song individually as you soak in the lyrics and learn the melodies over the next few months. getting to experience her album releases in real time is such a gift and a privilege.

[fateofopheliaa]

-Taylor swift’s first eleven albums reimagined in the style of The Life of a Showgirl 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤🩷🤍🤎💙🤍❤️‍🔥