he’s at it again
I want to see a Thai martial arts movie shot in this guy's house where everyone keeps trying to use things in the house as a weapon but it just falls apart because it's chocolate and what's supposed to be a badass fight scene degenerates into a few helpless men sliding and flailing around in a giant messy pile of smashed desserts.
I know how the scene would end. Bad guy gets up, draws a weapon, and PANG!
There's Chocolate Guy holding the one real metal pan in the room.
That sounds like the kind of fight scene you'd find in a Jackie Chan movie.
Which, honestly, I would love to see.
That sounds like the kind
of fight scene you’d find in a
Jackie Chan movie.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

























