iâm sure the scene with crowley saving aziraphale from the nazis will be amazing but i canât stop thinking about him entering the church like
do you feel incredibly vindicated op?
absolutely. absolutely
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iâm sure the scene with crowley saving aziraphale from the nazis will be amazing but i canât stop thinking about him entering the church like
do you feel incredibly vindicated op?
absolutely. absolutely
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Dissolve milk powder with more milk to create Ultra Milk
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So my psychiatrist wanted me to take an IQ test and I wasnât really sure why, the dude is pretty eccentric but I suppose itâs for demographic purposes and youâll never fuckin guess what I got
OP donât leave us in suspense
420
âjk it was 158âł
Iâm not sure if that tag is itself a joke or not but 158 it already an incredibly high iq. You better not be pulled our collective legs here.
No that was the score I got. Iâve taken IQ tests before in high school and was always around 140. Itâs just logical intelligence, though. Not social, not artistic, not really even book smarts. Itâs basically a score of how good you are at problem solving and isnât really indicative of your overall intelligence. Honestly I consider myself in all other aspects to be of average intelligence. I have problems with social queues as well and problems retaining information.
also rmemeber the fact that op is a literal fucking astrophysicist. i fucking hope they have an iq like that.
Thatâs a good point lol Iâm good at physics but likeâŠ.. canât work an oven and Iâm not allowed to use weedwhackers
âNot allowed to use weedwhackersââŠplz elaborate
They move fast and cut things including ankles and shins
this is a wonderful post because it shows that people can be a fucking genius but it wonât guarantee theyâll be good at everything
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me: (listens to âTake Me Home, Country Roadsâ for an hour)
my spotify algorithm:
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Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
same energy
broke: hating vriska bcos she did bad things
woke: liking vriska bcos she did bad things
god twitter gives me the jitters.
thereâs something about it thatâs just disturbingly real.
like i can come here and spout whatever nonsense i want, and yaâll will tolerate it.
twitter is like an alien world where i donât know whatâs gonna happen, if fucking ted cruz is gonna respond to me or what.
itâs nerve wracking, itâs too mainstream.
i prefer this bullcrap where no one knows anyone or whatâs going on at any given time.Â
But do u remember that time when a writer came at you here?
thatâs true, but unlike twitter, i was only tumblr shamed.
and tumblr shaming doesnât work on me because tumblr shaming is like if a group of furries came with signs to shame a filthy otaku.Â
on twitter, itâs like JK Rowling is gonna slap me with some half assed white corporate feminism and have her drones of cult followers come to shit on me for speaking.Â
or like blake shelton is gonna @ me for making fun of his music, and all of his fans are gonna light the fire under my feet.Â
itâs way different, being controversial on a mainstream media site.
tumblrâs a cesspit of stupidity, but itâs an obscure and strange cesspit of stupidity.
twitterâs a little too real.
trump and obama can have a rap battle on twitter and make it a part of us history.
tumblr isnât the same way.
we all die in obscurity on tumblr, and i prefer it.Â
twitter feels like im in full sight of the snipers and i cant even duck behind a clown car to avoid them
On tumblr youâre in the clown car, hurtling towards a cliff at mach 3 with a few dozen others in the same car.
See, itâs metaphors like these that you can only get on Tumblr, that perfectly describe what itâs like being on Tumblr.
hot take:Â
Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.
Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.
Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards
& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards
#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING âUGLYâ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)
further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think heâs an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, thereâs very little middle ground.
omg now iâm like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards
by hobbit standards, Iâm afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.
Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards
@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror
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This feels like this memory was buried so deep I couldâve gone my whole life without unearthing it
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker Characters: Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Unhealthy Relationships, Internalized Homophobia, Podfic, Podfic & Podficced Works, Podfic Length: 20-30 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming Summary:
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âwow it must suck being the only teen titans member without superpowersâ
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i eagerly await their clarification on what exactly âfemale-presentingâ means. is my nipple acceptable if itâs surrounded by power tools
what if u put a lil moustache on it
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