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George | UK | Gay as fuck Hey, just hanging out I guess. I'm into DC, the MCU and a bunch of other fandoms. Please be ready for a torrent of shitposts and cute animals if you follow. I make podfic sometimes.

[azirafuck]

i’m sure the scene with crowley saving aziraphale from the nazis will be amazing but i can’t stop thinking about him entering the church like

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

do you feel incredibly vindicated op?

[azirafuck]

absolutely. absolutely

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[trilllizard666]

Gordon: How is the food here? What’s best to order?

Ill Treated And Underpaid Server, About To Purposefully Suggest The Absolute Worst Thing On The Menu:

[raiona-deactivated20191006]

Dissolve milk powder with more milk to create Ultra Milk

[raiona-deactivated20191006]

Dissolve instant coffee with more coffee to create Ultra Coffee

[c3rvida3]

Put Ultra Milk in your Ultra Coffee.

[dominominomino-deactivated20181]

Pokemon Ultramilk/Ultracoffee

[kaijuno]

So my psychiatrist wanted me to take an IQ test and I wasn’t really sure why, the dude is pretty eccentric but I suppose it’s for demographic purposes and you’ll never fuckin guess what I got

[myautismyells]

OP don’t leave us in suspense

[kaijuno]

420

[anticapitilizationbureau-deacti]

“jk it was 158″

I’m not sure if that tag is itself a joke or not but 158 it already an incredibly high iq.  You better not be pulled our collective legs here.

[kaijuno]

No that was the score I got. I’ve taken IQ tests before in high school and was always around 140. It’s just logical intelligence, though. Not social, not artistic, not really even book smarts. It’s basically a score of how good you are at problem solving and isn’t really indicative of your overall intelligence. Honestly I consider myself in all other aspects to be of average intelligence. I have problems with social queues as well and problems retaining information.

[skittlesandnarwhals]

also rmemeber the fact that op is a literal fucking astrophysicist. i fucking hope they have an iq like that.

[kaijuno]

That’s a good point lol I’m good at physics but like….. can’t work an oven and I’m not allowed to use weedwhackers

[emilyblaine]

“Not allowed to use weedwhackers”…plz elaborate

[kaijuno]

They move fast and cut things including ankles and shins

[fumbledeegrumble]

this is a wonderful post because it shows that people can be a fucking genius but it won’t guarantee they’ll be good at everything

[straightmansummer]

my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like!

me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)

my spotify algorithm:

[catsofinstagram]

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[glissandodisaster]

same energy

[sailorsquidface]

broke: hating vriska bcos she did bad things

woke: liking vriska bcos she did bad things

[animentality]

god twitter gives me the jitters.

there’s something about it that’s just disturbingly real.

like i can come here and spout whatever nonsense i want, and ya’ll will tolerate it.

twitter is like an alien world where i don’t know what’s gonna happen, if fucking ted cruz is gonna respond to me or what.

it’s nerve wracking, it’s too mainstream.

i prefer this bullcrap where no one knows anyone or what’s going on at any given time. 

[anabananarama2-deactivated20220]

But do u remember that time when a writer came at you here?

[animentality]

that’s true, but unlike twitter, i was only tumblr shamed.

and tumblr shaming doesn’t work on me because tumblr shaming is like if a group of furries came with signs to shame a filthy otaku. 

on twitter, it’s like JK Rowling is gonna slap me with some half assed white corporate feminism and have her drones of cult followers come to shit on me for speaking. 

or like blake shelton is gonna @ me for making fun of his music, and all of his fans are gonna light the fire under my feet. 

it’s way different, being controversial on a mainstream media site.

tumblr’s a cesspit of stupidity, but it’s an obscure and strange cesspit of stupidity.

twitter’s a little too real.

trump and obama can have a rap battle on twitter and make it a part of us history.

tumblr isn’t the same way.

we all die in obscurity on tumblr, and i prefer it. 

[aplpaca]

twitter feels like im in full sight of the snipers and i cant even duck behind a clown car to avoid them

[iwouldlikeamuffinplease-deactiv]

On tumblr you’re in the clown car, hurtling towards a cliff at mach 3 with a few dozen others in the same car.

[animentality]

See, it’s metaphors like these that you can only get on Tumblr, that perfectly describe what it’s like being on Tumblr.

[penny-anna]

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

[femmefaramir]

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

[stinkylittlegnome]

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

[ambientsoundtrackfan]

my dream girl<3

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

Maisy the Mouse oh my god

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

oh my god

[succubusgrrl-deactivated2022042]

This feels like this memory was buried so deep I could’ve gone my whole life without unearthing it

[brickgrass]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker Characters: Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Unhealthy Relationships, Internalized Homophobia, Podfic, Podfic & Podficced Works, Podfic Length: 20-30 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming Summary:

You'll always be that sweet little girl I met on Tatooine.

[art-bloop]

Halloween!! 

A sketch from Halloween of me partner @mothmanimalcrossing and me pal @brickgrass! Spookyy ^_^

(Please don’t repost without credit although reblogs are welcome! Thank you!)

[brickgrass]

I'm like a lil potatoe :)

[cryptocism]

“wow it must suck being the only teen titans member without superpowers”

tim drake, with an unlimited number of memes: “are u kidding”

[enoughtohold]

i eagerly await their clarification on what exactly “female-presenting” means. is my nipple acceptable if it’s surrounded by power tools

[drunkenhills]

what if u put a lil moustache on it

[balamist]

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