BrickmasterBen

Yakuza 3 Enjoyer

[kmnm1403]

the autopsy report is outdated Hajime

[kmnm1403]

the prosecutor who messed up the crime scene

[kmnm1403]

selectovision

[mister-e-muss]

Average Danganronpa investigation be like:

Kyoko: That’s a corpse.

Makoto: A corpse?

Kyoko: In other words, a dead body.

Makoto: A dead body. . .

Makoto, internally: Not just a dead body, but a body that was dead.

<Yo that guy is dead as fuck] has been added to your Truth Bullets.

[emery-matsushita-vt]

Average Danganronpa class trial be like:

Kyoko: Do you remember when I told you about the corpse?

[flashback]

Kyoko: That’s a corpse.

Makoto: A corpse?

Kyoko: In other words, a dead body.

Makoto: A dead body. . .

Makoto, internally: Not just a dead body, but a body that was dead.

[flashback ends]

Makoto: That's right, you said a corpse was a dead body.

Kyoko: Well, there's one other thing you need to know about corpses.

Kyoko: They can't move.

Aoi: Whoa, really? I didn't know that!

Makoto: They can't move...?

Makoto: But wait, then that means...

Somebody else moved the body

Yasuhiro killed them

Anchovies are green

[moonbittern]

[brickmasterben]

> Me: Is Metroid prime 4 Super Metroid or Metroid Fusion

> GameStop Employee: it’s a good Metroid game, sir

> Me: *buys*

> it’s Metroid fusion

[brickmasterben]

Mfs be showing up to dates dressed for a special occasion and not for the bog

[rendevok]

beanix back pain lore

[boydykedevo]

it's so funny how whenever phoenix says something that doesn't make sense and the prosecution says hey that doesn't make sense he goes MEAN TO MEEEEE 🥺🥺😖😖😫

[devilofdots]

couldn’t resist adding some of my own

also, bonus edgeworth:

[frogmoss1]

[umbramagistrate]

anyways, im gonna go and seek power

[brickmasterben]

SHES REACHING FOR HER ORB

[lucifers-simp]

Well, that was fun but now it's time to put him back in the freezer

[lucifers-simp]

Important PSA

[brickmasterben]

Maybe it’s because I haven’t touched ifunny in a decade, but what happened to all those people bragging about being 90s kids?

[unclefather]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[yoshiduck1]

[an-eccentric-devil]

[brickmasterben]

Every time I walk in to Trader Joe’s I look like garbage and am quickly reminded that it is a gathering of the prettiest people in the universe

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

[brickmasterben]

It really is oceans type shit. Let them go, they earned it

[djungelskogbear]

How never having seen a single Dan and Phil video feels right now

[shadowchancellor]

melatonin before nyquil? awaken in landfill.

nyquil before melatonin? slain by rōnin.

[slumberditch]

is there a permutation where something good happens

[brickmasterben]

crack