[durbikins]

Okay Banks did something fucking hilarious for once

[protect-and-love-animals]

The funny cats histories

[protect-and-love-animals]

The funny cats histories

[darkmoron]

Baby boomers: why don’t millennials just work 2 jobs?

Minimum wage jobs: ok so we need at least 4 full days of availability, must work holidays, can’t request a set schedule, must work weekends, and you will never know what day or what time you are gonna work until the schedule comes out :)

[jaspertheshark]

Millennials: so we’ll get the schedule two weeks in advance right?

Minimum wage job: nah

Millennials: so when will we get it?

Minimum wage job: it’s a surprise :)

[slavefarmer-deactivated20140419]

[cyberho]

my type of public transportation 

[iandsharman]

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

[sharkchunks]

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

[wakingfromthewater]

“What’s our stop?”

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”

[myshipssank]

you people are the most fucking exhausting i swear it

[versacethotty]

lana said fuck the bullshit

[c-bassmeow]

DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR oooops kjhbsflablis 

[princesconsuela]

[pukicho]

Do you have any regrets?

Absolutely! Thanks for the ask

[night-sky-hunter]

1 minute after midnight tonight

[island-delver-go]

Source

[themaskedhero]

[tentadog-deactivated20220704]

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[amroyounes]

Capitalism at its best.  Some role models we should all consider.  I am a fan of Hagen Daz, but after reading this, I need to get me some Cherry Garcia!

[caramelmacchiatoshawty]

I just need to work for them tbh 

[kvngkoala]

And they openly support Black Lives Matter. They are GOLD ❤️

[jynersosgf-blog]

they also have an AMAZING dairy free almondmilk ice cream. changed my life

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

They’ve also gone in front of congress to testify that every shitty business’s claims that minimum wage hikes are bad are complete bullshit

[heydocverdant]

Ben and Jerry have also been arrested for peaceful protest at least one time, so we know they’re the coolest

[555332]

[faggymcfly]

the reason things like zack and cody and waverly place worked is because they were simple concepts that you could do a lot with. two twins live in a hotel. the same twins live on a cruise ship. wizards and other fantasy creatures exist in an urban setting. Nowadays Disney and Nickelodean sitcoms are all like ‘this family has a dog that can eat metal’ and they expect five seasons out of that.

[books-in-order]

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

[gay-white-bread]

i'm gay and my glasses are dirty

reblog if you’re gay and your glasses are dirty

[casual-caroline]

me running after my pets to see what’s in their mouths