JENNA MARBLES SENTENCE STARTERS / PART TWO
Quotes taken from various jenna marbles videos. Feel free to edit to better fit as needed. Here is part one.
❛ [name], I can hear you crying. ❜
❛ Say it with me: ‘It’s not my birthday.’ ❜
❛ It definitely screams relaxing but also fancy. Which is you in a nutshell. ❜
❛ Instead of making dollars I’d like to reward you with my personal laughter. I hope that suffices. ❜
❛ I don’t know about you but I’m fucking exhausted today! So let’s do it! ❜
❛ That was scary and lovely and amazing, and I liked it but I also hated it. ❜
❛ I think I get the gist of it, and I also deeply appreciate whatever the fuck is going on here. ❜
❛ Fuck y’all, but also this is funny. ❜
❛ Tomorrow is your birthday. You know what that means? I’m doing something for myself. ❜
❛ Your girl fell down another youtube hole. ❜
❛ I didn’t entirely watch the videos. I was sort of just like spacing out. ❜
❛ Mommy’s trying to do art on crocs. ❜
❛ I did a cool thing and then I ruined it with my too much gene. ❜
❛ *singing* Just did a bad thing. I regret the thing I did. ❜
❛ You need to be told to stop because otherwise you’re going to ruin it. ❜
❛ I need you to say over and over again how jealous you are. ❜
❛ Corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog. ❜
❛ What America has in controversial and questionable past, we make up for in culture and cuisine - like hotdogs. ❜
❛ Oh god. What is that abomination? ❜
❛ I want to eat the abomination. ❜
❛ *laughing and crying* So fucking stupid. ❜
❛ I’m going to get my moneys worth out of this green screen suit. ❜
❛ Are you calling me old and out of shape? You wouldn’t be wrong, but what the hell?! ❜
❛ I don’t want to look like a dusty, nasty, old disco ball that somebody left in their fucking basement after the 70s. I want to look like a hot, fresh 2019 disco ball. ❜
❛ Reserve your judgement until I’m finished. ❜
❛ Don’t fucking say ‘yaa’ at me like that. ❜
❛ I understand now, maybe a little bit, why our parents generation don’t really understand our generation. ❜
❛ Where’s the lie?! I see no lie! *starts singing disco music* ❜
❛ This was one time! They invited me to go there and just like hang out. It was two times! ❜
❛ Alright now on the count of three I want everybody to fucking cry. ❜
❛ Daddys money! Daddys money! ❜
❛ Can you imagine if the disco ball was a speaker and it just shouted down the songs at people? ❜
❛ This isn’t cost effective or time effective. Nothing about this is effective. ❜
❛ Oh no. She has awoken. ❜
❛ You’re so cute and I love you, but that’s really not that helpful. ❜
❛ I’m just like attracting animals. ❜
❛ That’s my signature scent. Whenever I walk in a room people are like ‘Is that ramen or is that [name]?’ ❜
❛ I’m so mad that this worked. ❜
❛ Over analyzing every decision I’ve ever made in my life, it’s one of my *chefs kiss* favorite things to do. ❜
❛ You know sometimes when I buy things online I don’t read, you know, I just look and I’m like ‘that seems about right’. ❜
❛ Thank you past self, this is an amazing find. ❜
❛ One time my dad didn’t brush my hair for eleven days. My mom was very mad ❜
❛ I’m a terrible vegan. I failed. I accidentally ate some honey. ❜
❛ Should I just go and eat a whole bee in the tent? ❜
❛ And he lived happily ever after in his own mind. Everything else that was going on wasn’t happily ever after. ❜
❛ It was good, but it wasn’t great. It was life. Life is okay. ❜
❛ I’m ruining it. I’m ruining it. I ruined it. I ruined it. Look at this. Look what I’ve done. ❜
❛ Too much gene coming in hot. ❜
❛ I wouldn’t leave me with that much responsibility. ❜
❛ What are you guys doing? Oh, fuck that shit. ❜
❛ I have a vine fanny pack. It’s vintage, from when vine was alive. I don’t wanna talk about it. ❜
❛ How does that thick butt fit in this tent? ❜
❛ Where’s the line? As someone with a too much gene, where is the line? ❜
❛ It was like ‘oh my god! Fun. Cute. Amazing …Screw you, you bitch.’ ❜
❛ Screw you, you bitch. ❜
❛ Do I look like Jojo Siwa, or do I look like a trendy instagram girl? ❜
❛ Yeah I’m afraid of you when you wear those glasses. You’re fucking terrifying. ❜
❛ I just look like I’m bullying you without saying anything? ❜
❛ You just fucking bullied me by looking at me. ❜
❛ It was my mom, she says I can’t hang out with you anymore. ❜
❛ Don’t cry, I’m on the phone. ❜
❛ I mean, that’s what I said to your face but behind your back…’ ❜
❛ I’m going to write about him in my burn book. ❜