PRINCESS OF DISASTER.

[brighterbluer]

that's the good part, i guess. you get to go find a new dream

INDEPENDENT MELODY TRITON OF THE LITTLE MERMAID 2.  as  interpreted  by  kq  (  29.  she/her.  est.  ) originally est. 2019 !!  exploring  tropes  such  as  :  a tragedy of impulsiveness, little miss badass, friend to all living things, and child of two worlds !!  currently icon  free,  a lil bit low  activity,  genuinely  just  here  for  a  laff,  mate  !! 

RULES

[ineffabletaylor]

MOVIES I USED TO WATCH ON VHS — the little mermaid II: return to the sea (2000) dir. Jim Kammerud and Brian Smith

[brighterbluer]

sweeping up the debris on this blog... 🧹

[brighterbluer]

HOWDY hi there!! i’m kq! i’m 29, live in est, and use she / her pronouns! this is an independent rp blog for melody triton of the little mermaid 2 (the film of all time)!

ACTIVITY i am not fast. work and life and all that jazz!! if you’re interested, i have 9000 blogs but none of them are super active on their own, if you’re ever interested in hearing abt / interacting with one of them, lemme know and i can pop over!

FORMATTING i can't lie … this shit is all over the place … i tend to match whatever my partner is doing! i do small text by default, but i'll switch it up to regular sized text if you ask / if i remember seeing something about it in your rules!! also, for icon things!! …. am i gonna make them ? god knows ! not me !

GENERAL this blog is multi-verse, multi-ship, multi-everything! unless we’ve discussed overlapping plot lines with a whole bunch of muses, it’s safe to assume that my interactions with your character and my interactions with another are happening in completely different timelines! also,  please don’t godmod!! little things that move along the thread are fine, but please try not to assume my character has done/will do anything in particular, in it!

TRIGGERS / SENSITIVE SUBJECTS as a general rule, i will always be trying to tag or avoid common triggers! my formats for tagging are ‘trigger cw //’ and ‘trigger tw //’. i will always try to do both and i always look for people’s triggers in their rules, but please don’t hesitate to let me know if i’ve forgotten a tag. as for myself, i have a weird teeth related trigger! it doesn’t need to be tagged, but if you could avoid talking to me directly about dental things it would be greatly appreciated!

UNIVERSES mainly this blog's version of melody was tailored to the descendants universe, but i'll put her wherever! know a little bit about a lot of fandoms!! and i'm always willing to learn more!! so if you're worried that don't know if i know things abt your muse or your fandoms, pls don't!! i'll go all the way down the rabbit hole with you!!

VERY IMPORTANT!! there are few things that i vibe with less than i vibe with people being mean. on a small scale, i don’t post hate, i don’t send hate, and i don’t like to see hate. on a larger scale, i don’t tolerate racism, homophobia, transphobia, anti semitism, etc etc etc. if i see people posting things with an obvious malicious intent, i steer clear, unfollow, or block.

if you're reading this, thanks for considering writing with me!! love u!!

PS... SHIPPING... LIVE LAUGH LOVE... within the descendants universe, melody is a single ship girlie!! she's part of a years long ship with my bestie's oc, jude fitzherbert (love of her llife!!! we stan!!!!) and they're in love and married etc etc!!! i'm not anticipating a whole lot of shipping interest, but i will say that i'm not strictly opposed to shipping melody outside of the descendants universe! major chemistry and plotting would have to happen though!!

[artbysarf]

Strong Dad

[laumabina]

Palm Springs (2020)

[nicholasscratch]

disney meme: 1/15 animated movies ❦ the little mermaid ii: return to the sea (2000) “sebastian, you watch over her,” he said. i’m too old for this! a crab my age should be retired! getting a tan! playing sea golf! sipping a tuna colada! not babysitting another teenager.

[lajedijess]

“You were kissin' my neck, you were makin' me nervous and none of our friends would believe it

You were puttin' your hands up under my shirt, makin' fun of the way I was breathin'

Parked up on Mulholland drive, blankets in the back of my car all night

And you look so good it hurts, in my favorite T-shirt”

[sfclists]

[10mb]

[decidoeye]

The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea (2000)

[sanguisfulgur]

[goodnightmemes]

JENNA MARBLES SENTENCE STARTERS / PART TWO

Quotes taken from various jenna marbles videos. Feel free to edit to better fit as needed. Here is part one.

❛ [name], I can hear you crying. ❜

❛ Say it with me: ‘It’s not my birthday.’ ❜

❛ It definitely screams relaxing but also fancy. Which is you in a nutshell. ❜

❛ Instead of making dollars I’d like to reward you with my personal laughter. I hope that suffices. ❜

❛ I don’t know about you but I’m fucking exhausted today! So let’s do it! ❜

❛ That was scary and lovely and amazing, and I liked it but I also hated it. ❜

❛ I think I get the gist of it, and I also deeply appreciate whatever the fuck is going on here. ❜

❛ Fuck y’all, but also this is funny. ❜

❛ Tomorrow is your birthday. You know what that means? I’m doing something for myself. ❜

❛ Your girl fell down another youtube hole. ❜

❛ I didn’t entirely watch the videos. I was sort of just like spacing out. ❜

❛ Mommy’s trying to do art on crocs. ❜

❛ I did a cool thing and then I ruined it with my too much gene. ❜

❛ *singing* Just did a bad thing. I regret the thing I did. ❜

❛ You need to be told to stop because otherwise you’re going to ruin it. ❜

❛ I need you to say over and over again how jealous you are. ❜

❛ Corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog. ❜

❛ What America has in controversial and questionable past, we make up for in culture and cuisine - like hotdogs. ❜

❛ Oh god. What is that abomination? ❜

❛ I want to eat the abomination. ❜

❛ *laughing and crying* So fucking stupid. ❜

❛ I’m going to get my moneys worth out of this green screen suit. ❜

❛ Are you calling me old and out of shape? You wouldn’t be wrong, but what the hell?! ❜

❛ I don’t want to look like a dusty, nasty, old disco ball that somebody left in their fucking basement after the 70s. I want to look like a hot, fresh 2019 disco ball. ❜

❛ Cries in lash glue. ❜

❛ Reserve your judgement until I’m finished.  ❜

❛ Don’t fucking say ‘yaa’ at me like that. ❜

❛ I understand now, maybe a little bit, why our parents generation don’t really understand our generation. ❜

❛ Where’s the lie?! I see no lie! *starts singing disco music* ❜

❛ This was one time! They invited me to go there and just like hang out. It was two times! ❜

❛ Alright now on the count of three I want everybody to fucking cry. ❜

❛ Daddys money! Daddys money! ❜

❛ Can you imagine if the disco ball was a speaker and it just shouted down the songs at people? ❜

❛ This isn’t cost effective or time effective. Nothing about this is effective. ❜

❛ Oh no. She has awoken. ❜

❛ You’re so cute and I love you, but that’s really not that helpful. ❜

❛ I’m just like attracting animals. ❜

❛ That’s my signature scent. Whenever I walk in a room people are like ‘Is that ramen or is that [name]?’  ❜

❛ I’m so mad that this worked. ❜

❛ Over analyzing every decision I’ve ever made in my life, it’s one of my *chefs kiss* favorite things to do. ❜

❛ You know sometimes when I buy things online I don’t read, you know, I just look and I’m like ‘that seems about right’. ❜

❛ Thank you past self, this is an amazing find. ❜

❛ He’s feral. ❜

❛ One time my dad didn’t brush my hair for eleven days. My mom was very mad ❜

❛ I’m a terrible vegan. I failed. I accidentally ate some honey. ❜

❛ Should I just go and eat a whole bee in the tent? ❜

❛ And he lived happily ever after in his own mind. Everything else that was going on wasn’t happily ever after. ❜

❛ It was good, but it wasn’t great. It was life. Life is okay. ❜

❛ I’m ruining it. I’m ruining it. I ruined it. I ruined it. Look at this. Look what I’ve done. ❜

❛ Too much gene coming in hot. ❜

❛ I wouldn’t leave me with that much responsibility. ❜

❛ What are you guys doing? Oh, fuck that shit. ❜

❛ I have a vine fanny pack. It’s vintage, from when vine was alive. I don’t wanna talk about it. ❜

❛ How does that thick butt fit in this tent? ❜

❛ Where’s the line? As someone with a too much gene, where is the line? ❜

❛ It was like ‘oh my god! Fun. Cute. Amazing …Screw you, you bitch.’ ❜

❛ Screw you, you bitch. ❜

❛ Do I look like Jojo Siwa, or do I look like a trendy instagram girl? ❜

❛ Yeah I’m afraid of you when you wear those glasses. You’re fucking terrifying. ❜

❛ I just look like I’m bullying you without saying anything? ❜

❛ You just fucking bullied me by looking at me. ❜

❛ It was my mom, she says I can’t hang out with you anymore. ❜

❛ Don’t cry, I’m on the phone. ❜

❛ I mean, that’s what I said to your face but behind your back…’ ❜

❛ I’m going to write about him in my burn book. ❜

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[disneyfolk]

Believe me, Grim, when I find her, I’ll know. Without a doubt, it’ll just, bam, hit me, like lightning.

[maziekeen]

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