O’ Hurry, Or I May Be Dead

I am obsessed with many things, it’s a problem-he/she/they-minor

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[brightyor]

Got stitches for the first time in my life tonight!!! Apparently turned actual green!!!! Almost passed out!!!!! What fun!!!!!

[beardedmrbean]

One more in the W column for Japan.

[supersoftly]

Link for extension :3c

[brightyor]

Just got jumpscared by my own tumblr post on Pinterest is this what it means to be famous

[areyoudoingthis]

the importance of being earnest gdrive link for anyone who missed it or wants to watch it again ✨

[tlirsgender]

I feel like in 99% of cases Problematic Media:tm: does not actually fucking matter & then Joanne is *personally* building the Trans Woman Death Laser with her marketable wizard money & it's like. Just this once yeah I think engaging with the marketable wizards *is* indicating something about your Moral Character

[tlirsgender]

We can all yap about how being a Media Consumer isn't activism etc etc and that's all well and true but this one is actually a threat to people's rights so maybe we can do the bare minimum of, uh, growing the fuck up and having higher priorities than our personal nostalgia ? Something something white supremacist "right to comfort"

[drchucktingle]

your reminder to preorder FABULOUS BODIES wherever books are sold but ALSO CONSIDER THIS: you can request FABULOUS BODIES FROM YOUR LIBRARY BECAUSE LIBRARIES AND LIBRARIANS PROVE LOVE. heck, you can do BOTH

[lleyksie]

horse shapes ✸

[askacreation]

pregnant im baby youre and

aborted I’m so sorry byeeeeeeeeee

[brightyor]

Oh my god I am so funny

[sophie-frm-mars]

The US is detransitioning prisoners and just announced that ICE can detain trans people on suspicion of visa fraud. The UK just banned all care for trans kids and is now conducting an "evidence review" into HRT for trans adults and now the biggest DIY HRT web resource just went down.

Trans people need to learn solidarity yesterday, we need to be ready to organise together and set aside anything that we need to in order to get our shit sorted out. Cis people need to take it seriously that the fascists are trying to completely extinguish transess from existence

[brightyor]

No babe don’t scroll through my blog I used to be so cringe (7 months ago)

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I'm gonna be so real with you guys. I'm gonna be 100% honest. I really don't care if writing HP fanfic or rereading the books or buying unlicensed merch actually I directly benefits Joanne. my objection first and foremost is that anyone who knows that woman's politics and still refuses to get that wand out of their ass is just an insufferable dork.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

the people trying to "um actually" and give me their crybaby sob story about why it's impossible for them, personally, to move on from HP are so funny. like. I don't care. you can't appeal to emotion or logic me out of this my principled philosophical stance is that I think you suck.

[aleshakills]

I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.

[bubble-official]

Tag game idk

Get to know your moots! (Questions you aren’t normally asked addition)

Would you rather lick peanut butter off of your own foot (at its current cleanliness) or French kiss your current math teacher (one of you has to be naked)?

What is the color of the walls of the room you are in right now?

Food you would feed to the president of the United States (2016)?

Warm or cool toned light?

Socks in bed or no?

How do you show multiplication?

Do you like the taste of other people’s water?

Edit: elaborating on some of these. The entire foot, 2016 was trump, I mean the multiplication sign (x, parentheses, dot, etc), like when you go to other people’s houses and drink water do you like the taste)

@husky-does-theater @i-am-a-fox @instant-yuri-machine @i-eat-rusty-nails @joshler-laufeyson-at221a @james-offical @joxie29 @adjdhsue @avhira @satan-offical @aceofpans @evil-bread-offical @ryanwy1825114 @reblog-in-the-bog @u-befrended-ze-homschooled-lesbo @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @drudg30n @do--not--you-dare @imblue16 @bisexual-king-official @belladonna-offical

I did indeed chicken out and not tag @/teaboot

[rtcobsessedgworlie]

Would you rather lick peanut butter off of your own foot (at its current cleanliness) or French kiss your current math teacher (one of you has to be naked): FRENCH MY MATH TEACHER 100%

Color of my walls: a really ugly yellowish beige lol (although a lot of yall have seen that)

What I'd feed to trump: literal human shit.

Warm or cool toned light: warm!

Socks in bed or no: no.

How do I show multiplication: it depends on the problem

Do I like the taste of other people's water: Most of the time

@maddjulez @magical-hot-mess @iluvpirates @vilihrcek @magical-sweet-kitty @ympire-nikoloz @fmajorenthusiast @lust--and--lunacy @lizardbethparson @little-whats-her-name @linguinemunch

[fmajorenthusiast]

OOOOO FUNNNN!!!!!

Would you rather lick peanut butter off of your own foot (at its current cleanliness) or French kiss your math teacher (one of you has to be naked)? Peanut butter 100%. I do not care about the state of the foot I haven't ever kissed anyone before and I am not wasting it on whichever math teacher destiny says I have to kiss

Color of my walls: Here at Uni they're white but at home two sides are light purple and two are light green!

What I'd feed to Trump: Whatever goes down the garbage chute at my Uni. If it goes down, he eats it

Warm or cool toned light: Warm!!!

Socks in bed or no: hell no

How do I show multiplication: vertically in that top to bottom thingy!

Do you like the taste of other people's water? Sometimes!

@dtvhomeofhappiness @differentsublimephantom @jenitheneptunian2 @brightyor and anyone else!!!

[brightyor]

Ok let me clock in on this one:

Just took a shower so peanut butter on foot….and also um just big no to the math teacher.

Walls are beige as hell both at home and school.

Whatever detainees are fed at his detention centers.

Warm light 5ever but I do have a weird spiritual connection with cool toned LEDs that’s difficult to explain.

I will NEVER wear socks to bed to sleep. I will wear socks *in* bed.

I mostly do multiplication in my head but if I’m doing it on paper the top to bottom thingy.

I depends on the water, but I’m mostly not picky.

@the-mossy-rock

[brightyor]

Contemplating the span of a few months where I ran two Rocky horror ask blogs and then the following few months where I dropped off the face of the earth. What a time.

[dragongirlbunny]

vote me prwsident i will invest in putting an aquarium in every american city. for yuri dates.