Glademother has to be at the top of the list. Not only is she the DEFINITION of a "mom friend" who always knows exactly what'll cure your hangover, but she knows how to get wild and have fun. The "life" of the party in more ways than one, she has a thing for ridiculously fruity drinks, and every bouncer has borrowed painkilers from her at one point.
Windsinger is also top-tier, without a doubt. He knows the best music, the best DJs, and has enough energy to dance FOREVER. Every rave he takes you to is the coolest little place you've ever been to (and you've also never heard of it before). There's no party like a Cloudsong party, and everyone knows it.
Stormcatcher might seem like an unusual pick for this high up the list, but he's the DEFINITION of "work hard, play hard." Also, you know that Stormcatcher has the coolest rave lights, and the latest in turntable technology. Only reason he isn't first is because he insists on leaving early so he can be ready for work in the morning.
Flamecaller is FUN to party with, but tends to also get into arguments and bar brawls. She's been banned from a couple of the local establishments after an incident with a kitchen knife. Go with her for a good time, not a long time.
Earthshaker isn't a bad drinking buddy as long as you don't mind going to the same local pub every night forever. There's no menu because the bartender knows everyone's order by heart, and the regulars know each other better than they know their own family. Also, he likes to be in bed early and will probably spend the evening telling you stories from a gazillion years ago. The alcohol and company are good, though.
The Icewarden sits on the side and observes everyone silently. It's kind of creepy. Not bad, just creepy. He keeps his word, though, and is definitely a great designated driver.
As stated above, Plaguebringer will both hold your hair back while you're barfing over the toilet, and be the reason while you're barfing over the toilet. She only drinks stuff she brewed in her basement because it's better than buying expensive professionally made alcohol. She's fun to party with, and will care for you, but watch your back. She will take you to places where the bar snacks give you food poisoning.
Similarly, the Shadowbinder isn't a BAD deity to go partying with, but you need to know what you're getting into. She'll give you bad drink recommendations on purpose just to see your reaction, and every club she takes you too is just a little too dark for your comfort. Keep your wits about you and you'll be fine, but keep one hand on your bag, and do NOT, under any circumstances, eat the mushrooms she'll offer you.
Please don't go clubbing with Lightweaver. She has a strict bedtime of 8pm, she takes FOREVER to get ready, and the only bar she knows is on a college campus. She'll probably bring a book to read while she politely sips a champagne glass full of room temperature water. She's strictly sober, due to some unfortunate incidents that happened while she was drunk many years ago... do NOT talk to her about them. Do not mention them. They never happened. Everything is fine.
Rumor has it that the Tidelord is actually pretty nice to go clubbing with. He seems to know your limits before you do, and can tell at a glance which bar patrons to avoid. Unfortunately, he hasn't shown up to the club in YEARS. Good luck trying to find him.
Arcanist defies categorization because his definition of "clubbing" involves going to a secret club meeting where you're inducted into a secret alien society and made to drink strange pink concoctions that CANNOT be FDA-approved. There will be ritual dancing and extradimensional summoning circles. You are now part of an elite club. Thank you for joining, and please take this complimentary package of pink confetti to celebrate your new lifelong commitment to an unknowable space cult! Wait, what???
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