Me, Her, and The Moon

BB | Thirtysomething | Aquarius --- I work in marketing and pr. I tag infrequently. I'm prone to hyperfixation.

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[igorafvckassbowlcut]

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

[egberts]

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[sparassiss]

sterek as tweets part 13

[elexecution]

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

[nikoreyrr]

Nap time

[korinsmiths]

Remy and his cats appreciation post <3

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Stiles: “Derek and I are dating now.”

Erica: “Now? What the hell do you call what you two have been doing before now?”

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[mxmistakes]

Trying to rewatch teen wolf and forced to remember Stiles is not the main character and they hated Derek. Reading sterek fics immediately afterwards to heal from that mess

[timetosuitup]

Stiles: It’s always ‘Stiles, I need your help’ never ‘Stiles, how can I help?’

Derek: …

Derek: Stiles, how can I help?

Stiles: I don’t know but you should probably take your clothes off, just in case

Derek:

Derek: *starts undressing*

Stiles: Sooo that was a joke

Derek: Do you want my help or not

[cuppydogshane]

when everything feels like the movies you bleed just to know youre alive. or so ive heard.

[timetosuitup]

Stiles: Oh no. I don’t have enough money to pay rent. What am I gonna DO??

Derek: I’m sure we can figure something out

Stiles: Oh yeeeeah?

Isaac: Are you guys gonna do this every time we play monopoly?

[queer-cosette]

'dating rules' are so fucking stupid btw. "don't talk too much about your hyperfixation on a first date, it'll scare them off!!" it'll only scare them off if they're a coward. Someone worthy of my affections will listen to me talk about my goal of visiting every whale exhibit with a life-sized effigy of a whale in it in the world for a solid half-hour and come away from that experience desiring me carnally.