The Dream, The Brean

Team: Blu Class: Pyro Stationed: Cold Front -- Karst: team: Red class: Engie Stationed: cold front

[kawaiipotatobeefycake]

i need that hat *^*

[rars]

saying this as a lesbian who loves women's boobs--sexually, even! but i don't think that we as a society should consider breasts inherently female or inherently sexual. a flat chest should not be seen as the "default" for gender neutrality but instead just one way a person can present. boobs should be normal. anyone of any gender can have boobs

[that-one-support]

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

[pretentious-ravioli]

[baambastic]

The Author’s Barely Disguised Desire to Dom Man Ray apparently

[bepisdrink]

They only made Picard obsessed with earl grey tea because cigarettes weren’t in Gene’s Vision

[blustankgirl]

"God damn its my favorite girly pop, back in the land of the living." Throws down a pair of red medic legs she's busted and had been using as a scarf. "the masked bandits have missed you."

"Who's been telling y'all I was dead!? Did no one read the Napkin letter I submitted to HR?"

[brimmstonedreams]

"I sent them smoke signals once, but big joe, they ain't got a HR. the masked creatures did have a napkin, perhaps they took it as a treasure map?"

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[earhartsease]

[nudityandnerdery]

Happy Pride, monsterfuckers.

[taavicleric]

[darchildre]

Y'all, Gritty is great, but please remember that the Kraken have their own twink-troll monster mascot, Buoy (pictured here on Pride Night 2023):

[leopardbones]

am I doing this right?

[dee-the-red-witch]

Yes. Yes you are.

[dirac-equation]

every year i see this post and go “hell yeah”

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

Lil nas x coming back during pride month to tell us hes been taking care of his physical and mental health, finishing rehab and getting treatment for bipolar disorder, and telling us that he is excited to not only make new music but also just to live his life???? And during mens mental health awareness month????? Oh i missed him bad

[bigtiddygothhubby]

[funnytwittertweets]

[reblogabyssvoidhole]

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

IMAGE DESCRITPION: A tweet by Twitter user @RawBeanCoal reads, “hug other women slightly off center so our boobs fit together like puzzle pieces.”

This is followed by a series of replies and tags which read as follows…

#i hug them straight on so my boobs can establish dominance

#i prefer head on like a car crash. make the boobies kiss

we could be doing this with balls, no homo even

#i’m usually taller so I press mine above and get a tiddie shelf

My wife calls it “Titris”

it’s called titrus thanks

#titrus

[villainessbian]

RESTORING LOST MEDIA

[beardedmrbean]

[sumfuifuturus]

"happy fathers day!"

"Thank you..." Makes a slow glance around the room expecting something. Seeing nothing or what he's expecting. "Would you and Reed like to come over for Dinner?"

[brimmstonedreams]

She is rocking back and forth, with a slight jingle. "that would be lovely, you meet us, bring that wine. see you at 5pm." She clapped her hands and skipped off.

[dogpuppy]

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[animentality]