that's doctor cardassian fucker to you

i've made my decision

[patheticwhimsy]

i was going to post the whole scene but i like it without context better

[hotsingledemonsinyourarea]

S3ep18 of ds9 “Distant Voices” would have been about 10x better if it was just about Garak trying to comfort Julian that you can still be a twink past 30 and that’s the whole thing

[toastp1ercer]

“garak bottoms”

bryan fuller, 2019

[heyyoungbleed]

julian/garak royalty au for @skepticamoeba !! rumor has it that the prince has taken a consort from the visiting monarchy,,,,, theyre negotiating peace talks obviously

merry trekmas i hope you like it :) @startreksecretsanta

[houselannistarth]

“But there’s one more question I haven’t figured out, Garak. Why did you want to expose Dukat? What’s the truth about you and him?”

[onlowandhigh]

Ok, rewatching Distant Voices and this fucking cracked me up.

Garak gives Bashir this tiny cylinder for a holosuite program as a birthday present. Now, the classy way to present something of this size and shape would be to put it in a long, narrow box, with a nice interior casing that displays the object complementarily. Think of how you’d wrap a nice necklace or a fancy vibrator. But Garak, the “suave super spy.”

He just puts a giant fucking glitter bow on it.

So either a) Garak actually has no real sense of class or style, b) he’s fucking with Julian, or c) he’s essentially a broke college student who just uses leftover wrapping he keeps from gifts he’s gotten.

The point- I fucking love Garak.

[trekandrecreation]

[burnham-michael]

I’m sorry. I did everything I could. I know you did.

[spoopyium]

I’m just gonna leave this here

[otpdisaster]

Person B of your OTP not letting Person A get out of bed by aggressively cuddling them.

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

“Garak, please! I’m late for rounds.” “No. It’s cold.” “I have patients depending on me.” “And what about me? Are you just going to leave me here to freeze to death?” “You aren’t going to freeze to death.” “You don’t know that for a fact.” “Don’t I?” “Why risk it?” “I’ve always been a gambler.” “Doctor, you can be quite heartless at times.”

[bringbackmyguls]

Bashir, whispers: Garak blink once if you are a spy.

Garak: *looks over at Julian and winks*

Julian: oh MY GOD!

[sleepysnowfinch]

baby changeling anon sketchdump [1/3]

So ages ago (sorry!) I got these asks [1],[2] about the baby changeling from ‘the begotten’ essentially coming back to life, and also weyoun 6 is there (the asks explain better than i can). Anyway obviously i was super into that and wanted to draw some fanart, so I used it as an excuse to go to town messing about with a bunch of different art styles

(Julian’s going to have to completely rewrite several papers on changeling biology after this… also my hands aren’t capable of drawing a sufficiently starry eyed weyoun for this one)

(They’re in the holosuite, Quark is trying to do… something legitimate probably, 5 seconds later the baby dishes on all sorts of repressed quark feelings picked up from odo while linking, then shapeshifts into a bar of latinum with legs and waddles off. The magic of parenthood!)

(how to bond with your gelatinous toddler)

[bringbackmyguls]

Garak: I’d like to offer my moral support, but I have questionable morals.

[girlkirk-blog]

jim googled ‘how to become the computer of your vulcan’s dreams’ directly after this

[deheerkonijn]

TFW your shifts don’t overlap so you gotta get smooches from your wife on the fly! :/ 

Sometimes I try to understand color, but then I just get frustrated and use the overlay function instead.

[demonicvulcan]

this is an appreciation post to the people who created the artificial gravity controls in star trek. no matter the emergency, no matter how little power the ship has, no matter how completely nonsensical it is for it to function, that thing is. not. turning. off. 

[anna-lord-blog]

I swear to god this show is as gay as fucking tos