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in 26

Charity

Out 2026 Paying someone to be the future boyfriend and husband of one’s daughter just for the daughter to find out her husband is just like her dad and she is now married to a lesbian *frownie face*

part two ins and outzeh

Never coming out to just one of your kids

Accusing that once kid who never knows anything of being a bad person

Using cops and doctors to stop your kid from finding out your trans/gay/insane (insane bc the doctors know and the cops know)

Claiming to be a good parent after never coming out to one of your kids and hindering them from education, work, family life, partnership and more because you just can’t stand to see that one kid happy

Divorce

Blaming the fact that one would be trans on the Jews, any Jew. Killing children (even your own) for being Jewish although they don’t know they are Jewish when you are Jewish yourself because you are GAY AND INSANE :-)

Being a bad parent and getting pity for it

Selling children (can be other people’s kids) for content

Hitting home

Excluding anyone with Mensa or equivalent intelligence who claims Hitler is the worst

Being gay and taking Hitler side in everything

Cocoa cola

Spiders

Keep in mind I don’t know if this is the in our out for 2026 I guess we will see until then I’ll just go and see about a horse

And maybe makeup 🤡

In and out list

Hobo chick out

still standing 2025

The places that are still standing the test of time year 2025

NYU

Berkely

Switzerland

chihuahuas at places

Mary Janes at events

Ralph Lauren

Erica ❤️‍🩹

Erica’s speach 🤳🏽🤍

No 7

Chanel

Israel

Princess Madeleine

Värmland

Banana flavors

I wasn’t going to go there but I went and it was awsome

List Passé:

Girls that can’t take a compliment Instagrams with mixed messages both content and comments ;)

Trash cans

Lavendel marriage when your an influencer and you are clearly dating your best friend like hello you can’t fake obvious

All relationships that aren’t matrimonial but they pretend it is

Cars specially grey ones

Grey weather

Grey food

Bread

Carbs

Sour kraut

The pill

Uteruses

Nail polish that isn’t natural or chocolate

Tight leggings with shine

Ursula from the little mermaid

Being pro anything

Leonardo DiCaprio

Sailors

Excel sheets

Working

Having a job

Salary’s

Having a profession

Being professional

Remixes // DJ-ing

Cactus 🌵

Wearing your sports watch when there are 1700-century jewelry in shape of crowns in the same room you are designated to be in

Owing a jewelry shop that’s not vintage

Changing your name

Favors “” 🐰

Orange flowers in December

Top chick

Apples

Decorations also apples can be one of such

Legalise - the language

Court hearings

Being under oath

Navy Seal 🦭

Being a perfectionst at the gym with all your reps think aerobics

Calling people out

Calling on the phone could be anyone

Fur is still fire

Weird pantalones even like random jeans

Being a musical genius

Knowing how to use a computer

Morals

Bravery

Newspapers but like local ones

Calling 2025 out (feels like repetition but it’s not)

Having a boyfriend is back in i don’t care what that Elle interview said I feel that was adspace for Elle in vouge anyways

Not having dinner plans. Do you have dinner plans? Say no

Blue cars are fire right now

Recovered from

Knowing where to post what content like Ana shit on tumblr and not IG #ribcage

This emoji is also really hot right now❤️‍🩹

Greenland 🇬🇱

Tokyo 🇯🇵

Also, I feel like Boulder Colorado is going to hit home in the right way

Elephants 🐘

The name Ellie

Being in denial about a crush back-and-forth for at least 90% of the total span of your life time and weighing it towards an actual yes

Not getting the ick like ever

Married men

Confusing mask/c for masking and not masculine overruling for the masking crew

When Marilyn Monroe sang happy birthday to the president

Marilyn Monroe and her moon placement in astrology

Pets

Having a Christmas tree, regardless of your religion

Chrismukka 🕎🎅🧑‍🎄

#Itlist #It #fashion #trend #trending #hot

the cut out shirt

Yey or nay

Jingles bells rocks!🪨😂

#Fashion #poetry #meangirls #Cloeys

hi my name is Chloé and in 2025

I became an icon

I know what you did last summer

Cindirella shops at Prada. That’s what I gather since their puff pink light beige shoe has been off the isles for years now. Funny how this guy connects the dots and how an old perfume feud smells like Mademoiselle C when in fact it was Dior… who did it?

#Chanel #dior #prada #fashion #clue #poetey

more give me give me more

It’s giving vibes it’s giving Nobel prize it’s giving remeber remeber the tenth of December

#Nobel #fashion #poetry

now the times they are changing

Oh captain my captain

#Chanel #chloe #fashion

nobel party continues

Is top

guessing O’Neil is sponsoring ha ha ho

#Fashion #nobelprize #nobel #Princesses #sweden #royalty #queen

live from the party of the year

Soundtrack : inspired from? Yes or no?

#Nobel #Nobelpris #Nobelprize

I’m not done

En plus, it looks like wearing your pets out even when you can’t bring your dog is becoming a thing for the department of accessories- interesting. Like women need, not only their intellect and competence to leave their homes but an actual wild thing to keep people at - is it distance or order? Non of the above mentioned dear, it’s something beyond comprehension. I’m sure the classic pieces were the red thread keeping this one in place. In the finer print it will thus read: the fine work of an artist will show in the seams. Needless to mention, couture.

#Chanel #Fashion #Poetry #fashionreview

worst walk of the century

Listen, it’s been years since we had arranged marriages for little girls in the west, (not the wild dito) so why don’t you ponny up and give the only walk of your life (that will matter by it’s nature and essence as such) some effort… Jonathan! For crying out loud. It’s your wedding not your funeral should I not mention the music was supposed to be happy and upbeat for the most except for that one piece that sang melancholy of spring. Overall, the danger of having a sloppy walk is not the loosing face of the constitution that is our worlds finest heritage (your welcome), it’s simply looking like you don’t deserve your spot. Spot on sir Lancelot. With all due respect, this is one disselidoo that you can’t diddeli undo.