Malus Maledict

they/them | 34 | queer lich trying their best.

[art-cervinelich]

Hi There, I'm Malus

𓋼𓍊 𓆏 𓍊𓋼𓍊 Artist 𓍊𓋼𓍊 DM 𓍊𓋼𓍊 they/them 𓍊𓋼𓍊 34 𓋼𓍊 𓆏 𓍊𓋼𓍊

Some of my interests include: D&D, fantasy in general, Wheel of Time, Stormlight Archive, Critical Role, Dimension 20, The Adventure Zone, The Old Guard, Sense8, The Magicians, What We Do in the Shadows, Breath of the Wild + Tears of the Kingdom, Baldur's Gate 3, mushrooms, frogs, bugs, deer, all kinds of art but especially dark/horror themed art, and probably a hundred other things I have forgotten!!

All of my social links and portfolio can be found here.

➷➷➷ Art Blog ➷➷➷ Main Blog

I also have a discord server. It's a casual place for people to share their art progress, ask for advice, share brushes and inspiration - and talk about TTRPGs. (18+ only server!)

[cervinelich]

save me music videos of my ocs in my mind

[knighthearts]

i watched one (1) video on how to draw hands that changed my life forever. like. i can suddenly draw hands again

these were all drawn without reference btw. i can just. Understand Hands now (for the most part, im sure theres definitely inaccuracies). im a little baffled

[knighthearts]

for those of u asking for the vid!

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[monarobot]

The good luck post! \o/

[sexygaywizard]

Are you sexy because you’re gay or because you’re a wizard or is it because of a third, other thing?

Is it a cake because it has egg or because it has flour? You fool. You fucking idiot.

[sexygaywizard]

Sorry I just couldn’t stop visualizing this

[thunderfish-24]

Happy Pride Month!

Featuring my two main characters in the Drakkenheim Setting — Roark (dragonborn), a swords bard and Dante (owlin), a mutagenist apothecary— and my Curse of Strahd character, Zantor (tortle), a stars druid.

[samcormac]

what’s the rush?

[rainwasheseverythingaway]

The time will pass anyway

[glumshoe]

do not go to Dr. Kenneth Wolf for top surgery

[glumshoe]

I went to him because he was 1.) the cheapest possible option and since I needed crowdfunding that seemed best 2.) within driving distance of my friends who’d be able to host me. I didn’t have any complications and I don’t hate my results, so the fact that he stopped offering free revisions after COVID (including for people who had their surgeries before the pandemic) and ghosts everyone isn’t a huge deal personally. I do have moderate to severe dog-earring right in the middle my chest which limits what clothing I can wear and have inquired about possible revisions with other surgeons (so far no one has been willing to operate on other dr’s work and have told me I’d need to pay the price of a full secondary top surgery). Dr. Wolf famously ghosts all his patients after surgery and has strict weight limits.

HOWEVER I accompanied my friend to their top surgery at the University of Michigan last year that made Dr. Wolf’s entire process seem back alley and sketchy by comparison. My friend had extensive pre- and post-surgical monitoring and extreme sanitary precautions. Dr. Wolf just had me take off my shirt and slapped me on the operation table still wearing my street clothes and then scraped me up and sent me home the moment I regained consciousness. His bedside manner was offputting and uncomfortable. It has been impossible to contact him ever since, even to ask politely why my stitches look so different from his other results. Other people with much worse results have also been ghosted.

[glumshoe]

OH AND ALSO when I asked if he could swap my left and right nipples just for the hell of it he said “yeah sure lol” but apparently you’re not supposed to do that because there is the risk of like, manually metastasizing cancer cells. lol. I did ask for it and I think I am at very low risk for breast cancer but I do think a responsible surgeon should at least know about and warn you of that possibility before agreeing to it.

[glumshoe]

my friends and my ex were great caretakers who made the recovery process easy and kind of fun but knowing what I know now makes the whole experience retroactively a little bit traumatic

[faggotry-enjoyer]

An additional anecdote: My roommate got top surgery with this guy during our freshman year of college, and he had no family or other friends in the area to accompany him. On any normal day I would've skipped class to do so, but I had a quiz worth like a fifth of my grade and not enough advance warning to ask if I could take the alternate time (my roommate told me about this literally the morning of).

Dr. Wolf operated on an unaccompanied patient and let him get in a Lyft by himself immediately post-surgery.

A week or so he had to go back in to deal with a minor complication, and wanted to go by himself again. So I emailed Dr. Wolf to ask if I should push back and insist on coming with this time, and got this reply:

We always feel safer for the patient to have somebody with him. If it was the hospital, they would refuse to even do him without somebody with him.

I guess it technically beats operating on him alone a second time, but straight-up admitting that a hospital would never do the kind of thing he does is... telling, I think.

[glumshoe]

wow yeah I don’t love that

he seems to have been a lot more communicative in the past when he offered revisions but I don’t know if his other policies used to be better

also correction: there was a one week follow up appointment where he changed the bandages and told me it looked fine but there was no other communication after that. also he used penrose drains which I didn’t personally mind but was a lot grosser for my caretakers because it meant I was just oozing directly into my bandages, soaking through them, and staining clothes/bedding.

[sacred-portal]

[ineffag-swag]

I guess I must have amazing taste because somehow everything that I like are things that I enjoy

[savedtiktoksofcats]

[rowanisawriter]

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

[unyieldingsilence]

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[rowanisawriter]

exactly, bestie. Exactly

[cervinelich]

It is so jarring to me to see the way other people view Strahd.

I am a player in a current Strahd game and the party is on a strict "do not research" ordinance.

Our first explanation of Strahd was Ireena telling us he keeps pestering her in her dreams and wants her to go to him. She told us he says that she will grow to love him if she just gives him a chance, while also explaining everything bad that happens in Barovia is Strahd's fault.

Ever since then, every time Strahd rolls up on us we treat him like a deadbeat sex pest who won't take no for an answer and has made it everyone in Barovia's problem. The party will stand in front of Ireena or any other NPC and call Strahd names, tell him to kill himself, tell him he's sad and unemployed. We are all Ireena's aunties and we have absolutely no respect for this man even when he is wiping the floor with our asses.

[turquoisedata]

How very depressing that Neil Gaiman had trended not even a tiny bit for demonstrating what a fucking horrific person he is.

As a reminder, he's suing Caroline Wallner, one of his accusers, for breaking her NDA. Not for libel. He's saying she shouldn't have told anyone about it, not that she lied.

Neil Gaiman Seeks $500,000 From Accuser Caroline Wallner

The author says Wallner broke her NDA by sharing her story with the media, including with New York Magazine.

He doesn't need the money. He's risking the Streisand effect. He is punishing Caroline, he's trying to intimidate other victims who have signed NDAs to scare them into continued silence.

He is no friend to women, to the LGBTQIA+ community, to anyone quite frankly unless he thinks they are of value to him.

Share the story. Put it on Facebook and bluesky and whatever else you're on. Make it clear what a horrifying person he is. Tell your friends. He's paying Edendale a fortune to try and cover this up. Make this hard for him. Make it cost him money.

[kalichnikov]

I’m damaging you I’m damaging you I’m damaging you are you mad? do you hate me? are you mad? do you hate me? don’t look at the hoes I came in with look at me

[kalichnikov]

this post was about tanking in ff14

[ethicalanimefordecenthumanbeings]

[perfect-jerry-blossom]

i genuinely can't fucking deal with the larger internet anymore holy shit what the fuck are you people TALKING about. i am at my limit with this stupid bullshit. who the fuck cares if a man is hired to draw medical diagrams for young girls jesus christ we're pearl clutching about medical illustrations now? next you're gonna tell me male pediatricians shouldn't advise parents on their kids' vulva issues? male surgeons shouldn't be in the room when performing a procedure where a woman's breasts or vulva might be exposed? male researchers shouldn't conduct gynecological medical research? sure. better for men to live in ignorance and NEVER ally themselves with us to expand access to sexual education and reproductive healthcare i fucking guess. Twenty thousand likes. i hate it here KILL ME

[perfect-jerry-blossom]

THIS is the post that got me my first ever anon hate. i'd like to thank the academy tbh

also not related but can ppl on this post being like "yeah STOP being mean to men!!" pls stop cuz that's not the point of what i was saying 💀 i'm not mad bc someone was mean to a man i'm mad bc feminism is being hijacked by bioessentialist conservative Christian moralist bullshit where the goal seems to be the complete and total segregation of women from men instead of like, the material improvement of women's lives. i don't care if some intsta commenter is mean to men i care that feminism is culturally turning into Nu Conservatism

[feefal]

The rot consumes

For week one of Funguary, theme: Decay