it's so fucked up that i had to crack my own egg. i should have been seduced by a girl of ill intent when i was a lonely 17 year old boy. hmph.
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it's so fucked up that i had to crack my own egg. i should have been seduced by a girl of ill intent when i was a lonely 17 year old boy. hmph.
Bubble Brain Slut
Hi there hypnoslut! Are you ready for more training?
Of course you are, you're always ready to train your dumb brain away Your silly little brain is weak.
Your silly little brain is floaty.
Your silly little brain is empty. And do you know what else is weak, floaty, and empty?
That's right! Gold star for you. A beautiful, pretty pink bubble.
Your brain is a bubble, without a thought.
All you can do is follow my words and happily sink down
Deeper into that blissful bubble that makes your head so fuzzy
Your brain is a bubble, without a thought. Just a happy bubble brained hypnoslut. You can feel that bubble float
As you sink into the spiral, and deeper yet into my words
Your brain is a bubble, without a thought.
It's so simple to just follow, to obey, to sink and feel happy
You feel so dumb and happy, when your bubble brain floats deeper
Your brain is a bubble, without a thought.
Your pretty bubble brain floats deeper into the spiral without a care in the world
Just sinking deeper into stupidity. Happily, without a single worry.
Your brain is a bubble, without a thought.
Dumbed down and blank. Happy and stupid. Lost in bliss.
Not caring or even knowing what your next thought is
Your brain is a bubble, without a thought.
As you feel that dumb bubble brain of your float deeper into obedience
Floating and swirling into deeper bliss. Incapable of resisting the growing pleasure.
Your brain is a bubble, without a thought.
Sinking into happiness. Look at that silly face, smiling like an idiot
As your bubble floats deeper into the spiral. Further into bliss.
Dumber and blanker.
Your brain is a bubble, without a thought.
And you know, the dumber you become the better you feel.
But I think it's time for us to completely remove your silly little mind.
Your brain is a bubble, and that bubble goes POP!
Uh oh...where did your mind go hypnoslut?
That's right. It went POP POP POP POP
You're such a stupid dumbed down hypnoslut!
Keep staring at the spiral. Go like and reblog this like a good hypnoslut <3
If you're currently feeling submissive and hypnotizable, reblog this post.
Now.
If the new twitter users turn tumblr into a professional place I’m going to start biting.
doing this to you if you want “fired over a tumblr post” to become a real thing
CAN YOU IMAGINE!?
HR: we've traced a tumblr username back to you, which almost no one is able to do, there are no identifying photos or names or 'check ins' that can link your posts to our commercial business, nevertheless, the post we read was something we think may be gross misconduct
Me: okay, I say a lotta shit, can you please show me the specific post?
HR: sure, I'll just search your username and the exact text of the post with the tags that were placed on it at publishing
Tumblr : don't worry babes, I got you
tell me no one is around and i can be as loud as i want while you fuck me then send me to get snacks knowing your friends are all in the kitchen
call my girl pickle the way shes always gherkin
hi honey im home i hope youve posted lots of normal stuff about me today
I think it's really important to realize how much of a vulnerable position sadists are putting themselves in when they participate in pain play. This is particularly important in established relationships, as opposed to casual settings, but important in both nonetheless. Also, this post is strictly addressing participants of kink who practice it responsibly and care about their partners.
When sadists do pain play they are having to grapple with the fact that they get pleasure out of causing pain to someone who has put their trust in them. This can be devastating if they feel as though they have in any way compromised that trust. Especially since even people who know about aftercare and try to do it, often overlook the aftercare that sadists, or even dominants as a whole, need. I imagine this happens a lot with pain play scenes, as so much emphasis is placed on taking care of the masochist. Obviously, that's important, but it should not be one or the other. The point I'm trying to get at is this:
Masochists/subs, please remember to give your sadists/doms aftercare. The biological and psychological functions that cause subspace and subdrop can have the same effect on doms. Doms are just as capable of experiencing that rush of adrenaline and endorphins, and just as capable of crashing, once the scene is done. Tell your sadist that you still trust them and feel safe with them. They need to hear it.
Sadists/doms, please remember that there is nothing wrong with having sadistic thoughts and feelings if you're acting them out in risk-aware and consensual settings/dynamics. I think I speak for all masochists when I say that we are so thankful for sadists who participate in responsible kink. Remember that there's more to aftercare than just caring for and comforting the sub. You deserve to be reassured and to receive the care that you need.
For years now, this wild grey whale has come to this boat captain to have its lice removed at the calving lagoon of Ojo de Liebre, Baja California, Mexico.
if im having sex with a girl I have to indulge whatever gross kinks she has. because im a feminist
Feminization/sissification/gender transformation but not in a purely humiliating way.
More like in a "I want to make you feel so soft and pretty and fragile and taken care of. You've denied yourself this for too long, and now you need someone to take control and do it for you" kind of way.
So is someone gonna drag a knife along my skin so I can feel the cool sharp metal while they make fun of how wet being scared makes me? ...or what?
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I know a guy exactly like this hold on
Villain things I want to see more of
Actually funny. Not making jokes at other people's expense, not the butt of the joke, just villains that have absurd senses of humour and top-notch intentional comedic timing,
CHARISMA!!! Please, can we have more charming villains, villains that can sway a crowd, villains that get away with things because their too polite, too well-spoken, too funny to possibly to evil.
Respected. Villains whose villainous deeds have led them to success and made them widely respected members of society. To be clear, this isn't respected person who is secretly evil. No. I mean, the bad things they've done are the reason they're respected.
Let them win. Let them win because their plan succeeded. Not because the protagonists fucked up, not by pure luck. Let them earn their victories.
Supporters! Lots of them. The more powerful your villain is, the more supporters they are going to need. If the evil king is unpopular with everyone he's not going to stay king for long. He needs allies, lots of them, especially if he's a tyrant.
Knows how to play the game. Manipulative villains who say whatever they have to to get their way, chose their allies and enemies carefully, bribe and blackmail, play the victim, the hero, or even the innocent when it suits them. Make it hard for your protagonists to convince anyone they are a villain at all.
Cold Steel. Give me villains that don't get angry easy, that laugh things off, that kill because it's efficient and for no other reason.
Clever and creative. Strategists who always have a trick up their sleeve and problem solvers with personal flare.
Show other characters reacting with fear. Nothing rams home how terrifying a villain is quite like watching other powerful characters fall to their knees--fast--when they walk in the room.
Irredeemable despite their tragic backstories. For the love of god people, tragic backstories do not justify a villain's actions. You can have empathy for what they've endured while still expecting them to take responsibility for what they've become.
Unconventionally attractive. Take this however you want. I, for one, would like to see more tortured bad boys who aren't white and shredded. But also, villains whose attractiveness lies in how they talk, their body language and facial expressions, and their outfits. Why do y'all think smirking is such a popular word??
Love. Let them love their spouses, their children, their friends. Not in an abusive way either. Let them have healthy relationships with their still living wives, daughters, sons, comrades in arms etc.
Kind. Give me villains who tip well, who put their own garbage away even though the servants could do it, who remember their henchmen's names, who are good with kids, who donate to charity and not just for the tax incentives
Camping and just woke up to the shower house wish someone would follow me and rape me. It’s empty I’m all alone and vulnerable and innocent. Take that away from me and keep me forever.
making someone touch themself to a kink or idea that they dont find hot.........watching them decend into corruption as they start willingly thinking about the kink and finding it hot
shippy memes for you hoes
“ i had a dream about you. ”
“ i’ve never cared about anyone the way i care about you. ”
“ i know it’s not fair to ask you to wait for me, but i can’t bear the thought of seeing you with someone else. ”
“ i’m not really good at this sort of thing. i never really had much luck with relationships before but i wanna make it work. i want us to work. ”
“ i love you. you don’t have to say anything, i just thought you should know. ”
“ i do care about you i’m just. i’m not good at talking about it. ”
“ i didn’t like seeing you with them. ”
“ you’re my person. you’ll always be the one i go to. ”
“ i could have lost you today! do you know what that would have done to me? ”
“ do you even know what you do to me? ”
“ i can’t stop thinking about you. ”
“ you’re the most amazing person i’ve ever met. ”
“ i don’t deserve you, but i want you anyway. ”
“ you’re safe with me, you know that right? ”
“ please just tell me how you feel. ”
“ just say the words. tell me you want me and i’m yours. ”
“ you’re always there. i didn’t used to see it before, but i do now. every time i’ve ever needed someone, you were there. ”
“ you had a dream about me? ”
“ i guess i always kinda had a little bit of a crush on you. ”
“ you thought i never noticed you, but i did. i always saw you. ”
“ oh my god please don’t tell me you tried to make breakfast again, the stove hasn’t recovered since last time. ”
“ you waited for me? ”
“ i was always kind of hoping we’d give it a shot one day. ”
“ you were always my maybe, ya know? ‘maybe they’d finally ask me out.’ ‘maybe when i wasn’t the one looking, they were noticing me too.’ i know it’s silly, but. you were always in the back of my mind. ”
“ oh god you’re really gonna do the whole rocks against the window at midnight boombox thing aren’t you? ”
“ i’m gonna wait for you, as long as it takes. ”
“ loving you saved me. ”
“ why me? out of everyone you could’ve chose. ”
“ i’ve always loved you. ”
“ i know it’s late, but i just needed someone and. i guess you always answer when i call. ”
“ i brought pizza and wine and a horrible movie so in the words of rory gilmore, i’m ready to wallow now. ”
“ you didn’t have to come ya know? i’m glad you did though. ”
“ if we could run away together and go anywhere, where would you take me? ”
“ what are you doing here? it’s the middle of the night. ”
“ i dont want to go back to how we used to be. i want more. i want you. ”
“ you’ve had every piece of my heart since the moment i met you. ”
“ why is it your always the one to pick up the pieces every time my heart breaks? ”
“ are you gonna keep looking at me like that or are you actually gonna kiss me? ”
“ i’m gonna marry you one day. ”
“ i used to think about what it’d be like if we got together. ”
“ yes, of course i love you, you idiot. ”
“ just stay this time. stay for me. ”
“ don’t you dare give up on us. ”
“ i always come running back to you. i can’t help it. ”
“ you deserve someone who always puts you first. ”
“ you were never my second choice. ”
“ they don’t deserve you. and i’m not— i’m not tryna be that asshole that says i do. but sure as hell would never hurt you like that. ”
“ i’m never gonna let you go. ”