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[briochemondays]

Two Types of People in this World

1) MAMAA, oOoOoOOOoOo

2) MAMA, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIEEIE

[briochemondays]

c-commodus kun~ guiliano-chan,,

[rightnextdoortoparadisecity]

There are only 3 kinds of people:

1. People who sing the high parts in Bohemian Rhapsody

2. People who sing the low parts in Bohemian Rhapsody

3. People who try to be a one-man opera and try to sing everything all at once

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

stop fucking lying op we’re all type 3 and we know it

[briochemondays]

*clears throat*

She refers to me as father, I’m not even familiar with her mother

She intends to do it for a quantity of Dolce Gabanna

*mic drop*

[corvigae]

Somebody: Why don’t you talk or think about literally anything else?

Me:

[briochemondays]

L

is for the way you look at me,

O

is for bleeding out your ovaries.

[imlatesummer]

BRUTAL HONESTY HOUR

A - If I’m in love.

B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.

C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.

D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.

E - How many holes I have in my ears.

F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’

G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.

H - The last person I hugged.

I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.

J - Are you insecure. What about?

K - What my full name is.

L - If I have siblings.

M - If I forgive betrayal.

N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.

O - If I like my school.

P - What kind of music I like.

Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.

R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.

S - 2 habits.

T - 5 things I love unconditionally.

U - How many texts I send daily.

V - 3 big dreams.

W - An idol.

X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.

Y - If I like my town and why.

Z - Ask any question you want.

[umbrella-acacademy]

Yall

[briochemondays]

Flirting 101:

A: hey how you doing :D

B: you ;)

A: what

B: u h nothing much— you?

A:

A: w h a t .

[briochemondays]

Broadchurch, a very dramatic, serious, sad show about a young boy’s mysterious death: h

Me, dying over the way Alec says “Miller”: AHAHSHSH HE SAID,, “MiLlaHR” LMAO WHAT THE FUCK. DeTEcTiVe MILLAHR. you silly scottish cunt LMAOOO

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[tomsholland]

yep it sure isn’t

[fuckyahumor]

not my birthday

[briochemondays]

Crowley, covered in splattered paint balls: it’ll be fun, they said. leNds wEiGhT tO a MorAl aRguMent, tHey sAid.

Aziraphale, spotless: dear you lost one game.

Crowley: ONE TOO MANY.

[briochemondays]

eye ball

[plantichu]

a helpful tutorial

I was taking with my friend about good omens and we were wondering how the hell aziraphale-as-crowley managed to get into that bath without getting his socks wet and so I drew this ‘helpful’ guide.

I like to imagine that all the demons had to just awkwardly stand around watching him clamber around getting into this bathtub… @neil-gaiman can you confirm?

[neil-gaiman]

This is even better than the people trying to get Good Omens cancelled on Netflix. I might confirm it when I stop laughing.

[alaska-riversong]

I have been thinking about this scene a lot and while I appreciate the OP’s version as well as the very fine illustration, I can’t help but slightly disagree.  I have always seen Crowley stand at the foot edge of the tub, raise his arms dramatically, falling backward in slow motion with an evil grin on his face, making a massive splash like the dramatic bitch that he is.  It took a minor miracle to not get his socks wet, but it was worth it.  Now I need an illustration of the entry I described for comparison…. for science of course.

[plantichu]

a comparison! (for science, of course)

[joddit-y]

…okay, but can we consider this option? for arguments sake?

ignore that i ordered it backwards

[neil-gaiman]

I imagined a lot of things while we were making Good Omens. I never ever once imagined this thread.

[briochemondays]

Crowley: why has god forsaken me.

Aziraphale: you literally dropped a bagel.

[mew]

Oh?

Every person who reblogs this with asks/submit turned on will get a random Pokemon in their inbox!

[beaft]

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

[beaft]

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

[beaft]

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

[thebibliosphere]

I would read this in its entirety.

[tinsnip]

ao3 please

[valtsv]

are you there god? it’s me, your disappointment

[consultingfujoshi]