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SANTA CLARITA DIET - 3.06

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and thanks to sonic we’re all safe to do whatever we want!! our sins are stored in the chaos emeralds

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i’ve known trolls for a loooong ass time, but i still don’t believe that you guys aren’t just really, really dedicated to your ocs

i ran a forum for a long time aaaaand i know em when i see em

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vantastm‌:

THEY’LL ARREST A PRIESTESS IF I FUCKING CALL THEM!!!

they cannot catch me!!! i have His protection in the bibble!!!!!!

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@vantastm​ replied to your post: interesting that the grey sonic roleplayers are...

IM CALLING THE POLICE

you really think the police would arrest a priestess???

when the reckoning is less than a month away??? come ooooooon!!!

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interesting that the grey sonic roleplayers are pretending like they don’t know our overlord......... 🤔

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affuagiousphlyarologist‌:

“It’s kind of hard to explain, really.” A shift on the couch indicated by the rustling of fabric as Hawk felt his skin heat beneath his face paint. What an embarrassment, really. “It’s kind of like a murder mystery, but you don’t know what’s different in the bathroom–if someone moved something or added an item. It sounds pretty stupid, I know.”

the more hawk speaks, the more confused the blonde feels. she starts squinting once he’s tone. as if the answer will just come to her in the silent lull. “ soooo... did the murder happen in the bathroom?? it’s like clue but super focused on one location?? ”

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peach mage of space time

- i know everyone has their own shit but i kind of interpret the mage class as ‘burdened by knowledge of [aspect]’ but i also like the idea of ‘needing to act on her knowledge of [aspect]’ so i’m taking these both SUPER literally

- lucy often finds herself frustrated by her intrinsic knowledge of the high probability of injury trying to do tricks in certain areas, slickness of the floor preventing her ability to be stopped, etc but..... she kind of 100% ignores it and does shit anyways fully aware that it’s gonna happen

- hey this doesn’t have anything to do with anything but it’s very funny to me how space players are usually associated with the arts and creativity while lucy is such a chad i didn’t pick space the extended zodiac quiz did

- sometimes gets headaches being hyper aware of how infinite space truly is, gets visions of different realities and dimensions entirely

- could literally predict an asteroid colliding into a planet decades before it even comes in

- despises planets and astronomy this isn’t even a joke she wanted to be an astronaut as a kid but after actually studying space and how boring it is she kinda just *kicks over a garbage can* “lame !!!”

- can move planets and entire populations, replace people with alternate reality versions of themselves hey can you tell i’m not entirely sure what the fuck space is supposed to mean the mage class is fucking weird anyways we have fun here

- sometimes gets anxious with alternate reality versions of herself because the other lucys are actually MUCH meaner and more aggressive than she is

[kiwi]

I NEED A HIMBO

IM HOLDING OUT FOR A HIMBO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT

hes gotta be strong

and hes gotta be fast

and hes gotta be dumb and polite

[briskjammer]

‘ what fucking class lets you play as a dire wolf that knows kung fu with a machine gun strapped to its back ’ a level 18 druid with 1 level in monk

please i’m begging do this for me

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@breakpointrising​ ★

d&d sounds sooooo nerdy. should lucy even waste her time at a tabletop store like this? no, probably not. but a little birdie told her she could play as a dire wolf that also knows kung fu with a machine gun strapped to its back... it wouldn’t hurt to try it at least a little bit.

she’s having the same problem she has at every store: trying to get the player’s handbook on the top shelf but being way too fucking short for that shit. meanwhile this giraffe of a twink has the balls to walk up and just snatch another book on the same shelf... guildmasters’ guide to ravnica? huh. sounds... spooky.

“ heeeey !! ” it’s a little tempting to try and show off “the goods” to try and coax him into helping her... that bridge will be crossed when need be. “ can you do me a flavor and slide that player’s handbook down to my level ?? ”

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@affuagiousphlyarologist​ ★

lucy doesn’t call herself a gamer. every time video games are brought up, she immediately follows it up with ‘ i HATE video games !! ’ and kicks over a trash can. but there are some games that are an exception to that rule. usually arcade machines that aren’t so dependent on chance, more on reflexes and skill. rhythm games are her favorite. while she usually hogs dance dance revolution, she’s a lot less protective over groove coaster.

she’s still learning, but considering that she passed and got a b on the hard version of the mean skeleton man’s bone nightmare... it could’ve been way worse. lucy notices hawk’s reflection in the dark loading screen, turning her head before asking

“ do you want a round ?? i don’t have to play, i'm just kind of... chillin. ”

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vriisket‌:

ᚐᚚᚌ ⊰ There was a certain point where being banned from Chuck E. Cheese of all places was just too insulting to accept. She didn’t rig the big fish wheel. She just used a lil bit of her light powers to maybe possibly perhaps weight the odds in her favor.

         She wasn’t taking this lying down.

ᚐᚚᚌ⊰♏⊱ᚒ “I didn’t rig shit!!!!!!!!”                 “Just 8ecause I won the jackpot like 8 times in a                  row doesn’t mean anything!!”

ᚐᚚᚌ ⊰ Cidica was still somewhere in here, anyway. She wanted to surprise her with one of the giant plushie prizes so she told her to wait for a hot second by the air hockey table right around the corner, before the guards suddenly told her she needed to leave.

         The GALL.

... oh my god, she was right? she doesn’t believe her ears at first, that was totally a joke! lucy bursts out laughing at vriska’s expense when she clearly struck a chord. whoops!

“ i dunno, i’ve been going since i was like 6 ?? or... like 2 in troll years or sweeps ?? i’ve NEVER won the jackpot !! sounds pretty sus to me. ”

the purity of motivations doesn’t matter. cheaters never prosper. not when lucy literally never had the opportunity to prosper at least once... no, that’s not why she’s teasing. feeling petty rage over a silly arcade machine would be immature. after getting banned for breaking the glass her fury over only ever winning 5 tickets has been quelled. at least for now.

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applying for the role of justin in the mcelroy cinematic universe || accepting

@vriisket​ said: ❝ i’m a fucking adult and they have no legal authority over me. ❞

the blonde honest to god wasn’t originally paying any attention to vriska. just another night hitting up the slots and having fun. trying her luck to see if she can... at the very least break even. it’s too hilarious seeing such a huge lady barge in and mutter to herself. she can’t resist making a comment.

“ look, i get it. getting banned from a chuck e. cheese’s fucking sucks, but maybe... did you consider... there’s just a little chance they did it for a reason ?? did you do something wrong like rig the big fish wheel ?? ”

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@ofthcvoid​ ★

as often as these things happen, lucy should really just give up trying to skate around and accept the fact that slow and steady occasionally really does win the race. sure, wheels are cool, but you know what’s even cooler? not losing control and running head first into a beautiful woman minding her own fucking business.

“ hey hey hey, watch out !!! no brakes !!! no brakes !!! ” it’s completely lacking in the grace and civility of one of those cheesy anime first meetings, falling on top of her and pinning her to the ground. no, lucy ends up laying on top of roxy across her waist. ass up and wondering why she doesn’t just... use her fucking god powers to fly around. that’ll happen at some point. the second inline skates stop being so rad. “ sorry !!! i... i’d say this doesn’t usually happen but i’d be full of shit hahah !!! ”

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@pellucidox​:

a new face!! that can only mean a new friend. you eagerly run up to the other, trying to look as nonthreatening as possible. you say that you are new to the neighborhood and are looking for someone to show you around. what a surefire way to gain a new friend! on your mind, you pat yourself on the back for this amazing technique that has absolutely no possible way of failing.

lucy has seen a lot of strange shit in her life. blue imps singing kumbaya in the december rain with frogs jumping about in harmony, grey skinned sonic roleplayers insisting that the world is ending and they need her credit card information with the three magic numbers on the back, but seeing a paper white character running up to her so quickly and out of nowhere... her impulses lead her the wrong way.

despite the fact that she heard the sentence perfectly, she wasn’t really listening. someone running up to her usually means trouble, so she thwacked them in the ribs with her hockey stick losing a clean 3 points as a penalty.

“ oh ! shit ! sorry !!! you shouldn’t run up so fast, dude ! i thought you were gonna try and gut me !! you okay ?? you need like some ice water or a doctor or something ? ” hopefully, it’s just the former. lucy might be stupid, but she’d like to think she only gave them a warning smack.

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liiiike this for a starter?? let’s See where my Brain cells go