Hello Sweetie

I'm just a girl trynna have a laugh. I enjoy British television and pizza! My name is Devin, I like to dance and tell jokes. I'm 19 and from New Jersey! Talk to me!

[acoolsuggestion]

dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

[cinnabonngene]

me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired, i can’t wait to go to back to sleep

me, at 3 AM: 

[shittyidea]

Get a tattoo done in pencil so you can erase it if you change your mind

[birdgrandma]

[chessys]

ok but tbh im so glad animals cant talk bc i dont think they are constrained by social niceties and norms and i dont think my self esteem could handle that kind of honesty

[chibistarlyte]

There’s about to be a battle up in here.

[cosmicwizdom]

Sometimes we don’t need advice. We just need somebody to listen.

https://twitter.com/goodquoteco (via quotelounge)

 (via quotelounge)

[itsagifnotagif]

Thing is I actually did see him but I had to make a pun. Snapchat: itsagifnotagif

[shittyidea]

Say “no homo” after hugging your children so they don’t get the wrong idea

[tkyle]

what a time to be alive

[prejaculate]

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

[daddywhorebucks]

[fakehermes-deactivated20170207]

[kittyvines]

Kitty: *Sits on the keyboard, making one long drawn out synthesized note while a human accompanies them on an acoustic guitar*

[sizvideos]

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

[magicpottybaby]

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

Gotta Catch ‘Em All 💥