La Vie Est Belle

im someone's mom but not your mom. she/her | 28 | mess of fandoms

[carolstrapka]

[me telling my story how i survived a virus that transformed almost the entire population into one consciousness] it was crazy

[member of the global hivemind who has my dead wife’s memory of getting a text from me where i accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

[h4nifah]

I hate when people act like there’s an age limit on fun, excitement, whimsy, silliness, new experiences, finding love, making mistakes, or literally doing anything other than being an NPC drone who has a corporate job and 2.4 kids like sorry you’re a boring bitch but some people continue to live life beyond the age of 30

[kingcatnine]

the bisexuality was there. it didnt change anything. it didn't save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the bisexuality was there

[notebooks-and-laptops]

[jessmalia]

Representative Barnes, as a freshman congressman, any words on today’s hearing?

THUNDERBOLTS* (2025) dir. Jake Schreier

[stardustrider]

Bucky "I don't do that anymore" Barnes

Captain America: Civil War (2016) The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021) Thunderbolts (2025)

[anunhingedme]

Lodi's lore outside the game pt. 1

source

Fate is woven with death.

Dinosaurs. Neanderthals. The Roman Empire. Abraham Lincoln. The USSR. The United States of America. The President. Dance halls. Football.

Record stores. Game shows. My whole family. Every one of them: My brother Ben. My sister-in-law Fernanda. My niece Betty. My nephews, Phillip, Benito. My mother, who taught me English. Opa and Oma, who taught me German. My father, who taught me Spanish. Gone. Gone. Now I'm the only one who knows their names. I have to remember the others. As many people as possible. There's no one else alive who can. Teresa, who taught me Polish behind the bleachers after football practice. My high school French teacher, who called my parents to ask them how I was confusing Polish with French. All those boys in basic. All those boys on the base. Frankie, Enzo, Michal, and Walter. All those folks we flew over. All the ones Frankie missed. Master Sgt. Grant, who gave me a new life. Moscow's finest inadvertent Russian tutors, who should have checked their phone lines more carefully. Mrs. Rodriguez on the third floor, who always brought tamales for Christmas. Fellini. Watson. Ginger. …Hypatia. The victims at Les Diablerets. The neighbor kid who gave me that great Cambodian psychedelic record in exchange for helping his parents with their taxes. The woman in yellow who gave me her number dancing at Latin Night at the Mirador. (It's still in my pants pocket. Her name was Rosario… Cosas así, sólo me pasan a mí…) Hundreds of cities. Thousands of languages. Millions of species. Billions upon billions of human lives.

Ben. Ben.

[destiny2-names]

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" well I asked Orin and she said it's all vetiver and scrambled eggs

[miffski]

(guy experiencing ocd) maybe its not ocd. maybe im evil

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

[spiribia]

me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life

[rylandsgrace]

SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES

Thunderbolts* (2025) dir. Jake Schreier

[sunday-bug]

WET

[macbethheadband]

That old man actually has no effect on me any more

[roaldamundsen]

[itzzkaylaaa]

[tamagaytchicollector]

“bucky would be so bad with technology” “twitter would confuse him” “he wouldn’t know how to text” NAURRRR

point A) this man is the world’s deadliest assassin, hydra would have kept him up to date on technology for missions’ sake. it was part of his training

point B) this man is a NERDDDDD you hear me? NERD!! he bought the Hobbit when it was only released in the UK and had it shipped to the US because he didn’t want to wait a year to read it. he takes girls to the stark expo as dates. he is would be fascinated by the advances in technology and would appreciate them so much because he’s been around for a time were they didn’t even have microwaves!!

point C) in tfatws he literally says he’s been on dating apps, and that he texts/uses google. so canonically you’re wrong and look stupid ;b

[thorinsbeard]

Bucky Barnes

[monikanarnia]

Thunderbolts (2025)

[horreurscopes]

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

[spookykobold]

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself