Bri’ish Yeen

I’m the Bri’ish yeen innit

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

[autumngracy]

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i was training a young person at work, and she referred to sexual assault as "SA" out loud, and i immediately was like, "no, it's sexual assault, call it what it is," bc idgaf if the algorithm overlords have taught y'all that you should fear direct language, how tf do any of you expect to ever address real issues with any amount of seriousness if you can't even say the words? imagine an advocate looking a sexual assault survivor in the eyes and asking "did he grape you?" it's absolutely fucking absurd, but these young interns and new hires are coming into an environment where we deal with survivors of all different kinds of abuse, and they're coming with the mindset that the words are as bad as the actions, and that makes them shitty at the job and look juvenile af

i HATE self-censorship for a lot of reasons, but being in crisis work makes it even more frustrating. who are you censoring for? like i am being so fr, WHO are you censoring for? have you even thought it through? people who have been raped know that they have been raped. if someone attempts suicide or is grieving someone who did, saying "sewer slide" isn't going to protect them from any of the feelings. a murder victim's family isn't going to feel better bc you said "unalived" instead of murdered. if anything, it's just extremely invalidating and othering. it's saying "what happened to you is so bad that i won't even say the word," which is NOT trauma-informed care. you are not protecting survivors/victims when you self-censor. the ONLY things you protect when you self-censor are the puritanical ideologies that are being encouraged by rich fascists who want your money and obedience

say the fucking words, guys. just say the goddamn words before i go insane!!!

[teeth-in-the-drywall]

reblog if youre always in a state of mild dehydration

[britishyeen]

Sometimees idk atm im pissed

[britishyeen]

Please tell me it’s not just me but spaghetti is suck a shit pasta like it’s far and away the best pasta to eat raw but like when it’s cooked it’s just so… difficult to eat. Like the flat spaghetti stuff which is like spaghetti but big and flat is sooo good but spaghetti cooked is just so shit like.

Also yes I a am pissed, how did you know?

[britishyeen]

I’ve never understood anti-furies because like, why would you want to pick a fight with someone who is statistically, quite likely to have the artistic ability to draw you getting bummed by an anthropomorphic blue wolf?

[britishyeen]

Daily reminder to drink water

[britishyeen]

First day of summer holidays btw

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[britishyeen]

I love electronics because it really is just the autism version of hard drugs (especially the organisation aspect 😂)

[britishyeen]

OH MY GOD IS THAT CHOP SUEY

[britishyeen]

”what does the yeen say”

well it sure as hell isnt portable document file

Portament docuble file 😭

[britishyeen]

Baby pigeons are like the bird equivalent of a lollipop covered in carpet fuzz

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[britishyeen]

Pro-Homeless benches

[britishyeen]

And bins. We need more bins. Also water fountains. And shade.

[britishyeen]

Dose anyone else find it weird that the same people who don’t want women to get abortions by using the excuse of “well you can just put it up for adoption” are also against gay couples adopting children?

[britishyeen]

Found Charlie Kirk behind my bed. Should I be scared?

[britishyeen]

I find mixing mortar really interesting because it’s basically the exact same technique you use to mix a cake the only difference is instead of a mixing a delicious mix of sugar, flour and butter your mixing what I can only describe as caustic chinchilla dust.