the son of rage and love

the wifi password is i_hate_allan_58 btw

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intro post 👍

Vladislav - he/him/his

⛧ DNI if you have an NSFW blog or are >18 (i am a MINOR with horrible intrusive thoughts‼️‼️), are a part of shblr/jirai, a bigot, are trying to sell me something, etc (just be decent for the love of god) and dont try to convert me.

⛧ i enjoy horror films, my favorites are Nosferatu (1922), Dracula (1958), The Shining (1980), The Silence of the Lambs (1991), The Blair Witch Project (1999)

⛧ but i also enjoy newer stuff like analog horror: Local 58, Vita Carnis, The Mandela Catalog, The Man in the Suit, Dr. Nowhere, Boisvert and a bunch of other stuff i cant remember :’)

⛧ my comfort shows are King of the Hill, The Big Bang Theory, Derry Girls, Marvel’s Loki, The Good Place, Gravity Falls, Monty Python, Friday Night Dinner and anything with Diane Morgan in it.

♬ in terms of music im big into extreme metal, im personally a first/second-wave black metal kind of guy but also enjoy first-wave death metal, melodic death, deathcore, stoner and blackened doom metal.

♬ i also like thrash, industrial, classic, glam, nü, prog and modern metal, but not as much, as well as punk music and noise rock (which i dont have as much knowledge on)

⛧ if you let me yap about fungi, prehistory, [now bats too!] or music my life is yours

hes just like me fr

[reddherring777]

I think its funny that people used to demonize Wikipedia for being managed and updated by people. Which is bad for information, something famously managed and updated by people.

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Your profile picture omfg

ALLAN IS GENUINELY ROTTING MY BRAIN

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[beantxwn]

smiling friends as album covers 😀

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

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thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

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Official joy and whimsy post

[peachnix]

new product for angels who want to lose their wings

[sabertoothwalrus]

fixed it

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☹️

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Throckmorton

[tredlocity]

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

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Apparently this is a running gag in math textbooks

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Oh, no, my friend, @aceyuurikatsuki . It’s not just that. It is so much more. Settle down and let your friendly neighborhood x-ray tech explain you a thing.

Throckmorton’s Sign, otherwise known as Throckmorton’s Principle, does in fact have to do with dicks. Because it is fairly normal for a dick to show up on a hip or pelvis x-ray. But the thing about Throckmorton’s Sign is, it’s not just that the dick is visible. It is a legitimate diagnostic tool.

Let me explain: let’s say a person equipped with a penis is in a car accident and has right leg and right side hip/pelvic pain. Their doctor will order x-rays. Unfortunately, sometimes fractures are so small that they can be missed, or, because the patient is in such bad shape and the images obtained aren’t the best quality, the radiologist can’t be sure for one reason or another if what they’re seeing is actually a fracture.

So what do they do? They look for the dick.

You heard me correctly. The dick.

Throckmorton’s Sign is when “the penis points to the area of pain.” So if the above-mentioned AMAB patient’s xray aren’t displaying a clear, obvious fracture, but their dick is pointing to the right side, 9 times out of 10, the injury or fracture is on the right hip or leg area, so then the radiologist will focus on that side while reading.

Now I know what my non-radiology followers are thinking. “Ace, this sounds like bullshit. This can’t be true. You’re lying through your teeth.” But I swear to you, it is 100% accurate. I have seen a positive Throckmorton’s Sign multiple times with my own eyes over the course of the past 7 years. Ask any x-ray tech, and they will probably agree with me.

Your dick is good for at least one thing, and that thing is helping a radiologist diagnose your upper femur, hip, or pelvic fracture.

This had been a PSA.

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holy fucking shit

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Your cousin, Dick Pain Compass

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oh my god

[7thedisasterdyke]

What the fuck human anatomy

[queerpyrate]

Doc: “Where does it hurt?”

Throckmorton your skateboarding cousin:

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World heritage post

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drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

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people that are in a worse situation than you are still people btw

[poneappol]

this fanfiction shit easy

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[averywiseanimatedcat]

One of my favourite GO moments is when Nina calls Crowley weird bc she really breaks the glittery 4th wall of the story and makes you realise how deeply strange they must look.

To everyone on the street there is just this extremely gay, pushy bookseller bookhoarder who probably sells something illicit or runs a backroom operation in his shop to stay in business in the middle of Soho. Then there’s his off putting emo rottweiler husband/body guard/possibly a sugar baby because his only job seems to be mogging during their thinly veiled public dom/sub play while he drives the other one around at a gazillion miles an hour in Draculas favourite hot wheel.

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all beatles haters please stand up

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who in their right mind would treat a 25 year old like a child?