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thundergrace

I love "how do you do math?" questions. Here's how my brain does it:

How about you guys?

#7+8=15 #20+40=60 #60+15=75

cheaphalloweencostume

when recipes are like “for best results use 2% milk” for best results suck me through my jorts i am not doing that

mossworm

horse auction

lesbianambulon

No one:

Raf in tfp:

karnalesbian

Fidel Castro, Vladimir Putin, and the Oort Cloud are riding on a train.

Fidel Castro pulls an expensive Cuban cigar out of his pocket, lights it, and then throws it out the window after only a few puffs. Vladimir Putin and the Oort Cloud are both surprised by this and ask “what are you doing, Fidel? That’s an expensive cigar!” To which Castro responds, “in your country/post-heliopausal region perhaps, but in my country these are as cheap as dirt.”

Then Vladimir Putin pulls a bottle of expensive Russian vodka out of his pocket and, after a few sips, throws the bottle out the window. Fidel Castro and the Oort Cloud are both surprised and ask “what are you doing, Vladimir, that is expensive vodka!” To which Putin responds “Pah! In your country/post-heliopausal region perhaps, but in Russia this vodka is as plentiful as rainwater.”

The Oort Cloud considers this for a minute or two, and then throws a six-mile-wide comet out of the window which, on impact, incinerates everything within a thirty-mile radius, causes massive earthquakes and tsunamis for thousands of miles in each direction, and kicks up a cloud of dust and ash that eventually encircles the Earth wiping out nearly all forms of life in a matter of months.

desolationlesbian

do you think there’s ever been a point in the avatar cycle where everyone was just waiting for them to pop up in one of the water tribes, but instead they reincarnated into one of those waterbending swamp hicks in the earth kingdom? because I really like the idea of a swamp avatar with a little leaf hat and a southern drawl.

madtumbleson

so apparently with the tribes that have, like, discrete sites of power, the Avatar would rotate where they were born. Which for Air meant it would go something like Northern->Western->Southern->Eastern, and for the water tribe meant it would alternate between North and South, which is part of why the Southern Tribe had been so depleted; Sozin knew that was where the next Avatar would be born.

but. The swamp is ABSURDLY connected to the spirit world, and definitely should have gone into the rotation, and I’m just. Just imagining. An AU where Aang didn’t make it and Sozin just assumed the Southern tribe was next and anyway twenty years later this goddamn fully realized hick from the sticks Avatar emerges from the swamp and puts the hurting on the fire nation.

fieryartemispublications

Instead of a polar bear dog or whatever, their animal companion is an alligator.

my-insanity-is-an-artform

I see your ‘Aang didn’t make it’ au and raise you

KORRA FROM THE SWAMP TRIBE AU

locuas642

The last airbender: the legend of Florida Woman

xhorass

Weird question but if y’all were stuck in a time loop where you died and then the day restarted over and over again, what slightly insanity-inducing song would be playing every time you woke up

#mamma mia

neilnevins-deactivated20240617

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

loycos

she never wins anything…

great-tweets

textbook chaotic good

alexisthenedd

Thank you to everyone in the comments calling me a faerie

cheaphalloweencostume

bunjywunjy

What’s the most interesting penguin in your opinion?

the Blue Fairy Penguin of New Zealand!

they’re also called the Little Penguin because these little blue dudes are the smallest penguin species of all, averaging about a foot tall.

but what makes them really interesting is that they’re one of the only species of penguin adapted to dealing with large land predators!

most penguins live in areas inaccessible to land predators, but unfortunately for many species New Zealand is not one of these places. so what the Blue Fairy Penguin does is adapt a subterranean lifestyle and live in deep burrows out of reach.

also they don’t just make those burrows directly on the water but can go a pretty decent distance inland, which means you could wander through the coastland forests of New Zealand in some areas and encounter a tiny fucking penguin just scuttling around in the underbrush, and I for one think that’s hilarious.

akiyty

I was flown over to nz for the job interview and after the interview i was walking back to my hotel, just chilling, and one of these little dudes scurries past me on the street

oooolookashinything

We had two of the little cuties nest on my aunts farm while i was living there! One of the farm dogs sniffed it out, (but luckily they are well trained to never attack birds) and i thought they were pointing at a possum until i lifted a rock off a hollow and got indignantly chirped at. They didn’t seem fussed though, stayed on the nest until the end of season.

#fav

uglyseason

being “ugly” was invented to sell products

vierundachzig

emperor-kumquat

The Art of Prime book is stupid expensive and the people should have access after these years. Here is a request for the pages of Knockout and Breakdown. Breakdown follows Knockout in the book.

Why yes they did call him sexy.