idk

I literally forgot I had a tumblr

[benignmilitancy-deactivated2021]

[elbiotipo]

[milkpropaganda]

[deerfishing]

[chokopoppo]

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

[commander-snacks]

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

[blujayonthewing]

[tropiyas]

[robustmyaft]

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[redstonedust]

nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don't want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.

[infectiouspiss]

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

[infectiouspiss]

[egberts]

hopefully they never take away the way you can drag the little post icons around the screen on the android app

[egberts]

iPhone user WISH they had this

[tsunderemployee]

how the fuck did this site outlast twitter

[tsunderemployee]

[heritageposts]

made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3

[cryptidcola]

[cryptidcola]

[man-erg]

tumblr users logging in today to discover the changed nsfw policies

[lambsprout]

“and the universe said…”

[house-ad]

[dinosdivinos]

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[animusrox]

Holy shit! $1.15 for unleaded?

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

[probablyasocialecologist]

[probablyasocialecologist]

[probablyasocialecologist]

One year ago today!

[probablyasocialecologist]

Happy two years