[wizardarchetypes]

how i picture me and my professor when i email them at 4 am and they respond right away

[goodgirl-inc]

[goodgirl-inc]

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

[zeitghost]

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[dragongirlsweetie]

hey. two guys showed up at my door asking about you so i gave them your address and telephone number. their names are red centipede and second red centipede

[markthekng]

Hey you, yeah, you, give that character a mobility aid. Do it. That girl who canonically has a leg injury? Give her a cane. That guy that doesn't have a canonical injury but whom you feel ok your heart is definitely chronically ill? Give him a wheelchair. That character you headcanon as disabled because they just kinda feel like it in your head? Give them crutches! That character you really really like and really really relate too? Give em a rollator! Sky's the limit! Go wild! People are gonna have problems with us creating a space for ourselves regardless, might as well bring a few of our favorite characters and OCs with us!

[gayleafpool]

sometimes i think love triangles should be resolved by polyamory but badly like everyone’s still mad

[parkchanwoohoo]

Every time someone says "ingredients" I say "ingredience" in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud

[love-alheli]

me when i say inch resting

[fascinationstreetmp3]

Eraserhead Baby (0 y.o.)

[aqwult]

[vinceaddams]

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

[ilynpilled]

i like when fiction treats love as a more complicated force and not something that is inherently pure, redemptive, or salvific. portray it as flawed and complex as any other human impulse. give me love as prejudice, love as possessive stasis, love as addiction, love as blindness, etc.

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[sadclowncentral]

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text

[pissvortex]

Sure man fuck it

[jumex]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

no minions but my money still gru

[clarktozolt]

😤 and Tracin' Jimmy i can handle just fine, but Tracin' Jimmy with an ArtFight account is like a chimp with a machine gun

☝️ you think a 100 point ArtFight attack just happens to get drawn like that? he orches-traced it. jimmy

😡 couldn't keep his hands out of the Clip Studio Paint 3D Modeling Tools