idk what i'm doing

nonsense

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[cnythuk1]

when i get home from work every day the first thing i do is wander between my rooms and the kitchen saying "hi. hello" over and over again until it feels like i've sufficiently greeted the space. this is among the best parts of my day and i dont even realize im doing it

[goldensunset]

matching best friends t-shirts idea one says ‘the wound they will carry for the rest of their life➡️’ and the other. just says ‘⬅️best friend’

[8-8-8-16]

[dogmotifv2]

from what we can tell "full movie online free" seems to be some kind of 21st century prayer

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[tall]

[elksewer]

oh oo ohhh ooo oh

[sabertoothwalrus]

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

[catgirlforeskin]

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

[avianhasnodignity]

get verbed nounboy

[thempyrealexicon]

being parsed probably feels so good for a verb

[louisegluckpdf]

wilco girl spring incoming for myself and other women in their mid-20s

[tomorrowillbeyou]

you have to listen to loud music . it scares the evil creatures from your head

[goldensunset]

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

[headaching]

march 4th? unto where?

[infantisimo]

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

[narutwitter]