gigglingGummybear

broadway jade :D

[broadway-jade]

reference post !!!!

some of my tags :

jade sings :D : both present me and past me's songs

jade answers :o : responses to my lovely anons + followers :)

jade reblogs! : just silly things i like :P

good song ==> best cover!!!! : all the godtier songs my friends post!!!!! i highly recommend you listen to these

and this is where i'll put requests whenever they come in!

WIP :

savage daughter - sarah hester ross

sugar cloud - ride the cyclone

[broadway-stuck]

Auditions: Paused

Hello everyone! We’ve been very busy backstage. We are currently temporarily pausing our auditions in preparation for our upcoming live performance at All The Things You Can Dream and involvement with Charitystuck, as well as, making some fresh new updates to our character audition process.

At this time, we will only be processing new applications for lyricists and mixers. The guidelines for applying can be found here.

If you’ve already sent an audition or would like to apply as a lyricist or mixer, please anticipate a slower than usual response time. We appreciate your patience.

Mark your calendars: Our auditions will be reopening with some fresh updates on June 19th!

Thank you for your continued support! We look forward to taking your auditions again next month.

[broadway-stuck]

Visit Original Link

Happy 4/13 everyone!! May all the Johns/Junes/and Janes have a very happy birthday and enjoy all of us being a little froggy.

Let's play the music, light the lights, dress up right and enjoy a fun day today!

lyrics made by gigglingGummybear along with @kyleehenke who also did the mixing! and the adorable cover art was done by entomicAnomaly

lyrics are under the cut

Why are there so many songs about Homestuck And why they’re all on Broadway? Maybe it's fun here, to see them all up there Just singing and dancing away

So we've been told that it's cringe or a waste I don't care now, it's my dream Someday I'll find it The rainbow connection The stage hands, the singers, and me

Who said that every song Would be karkalicious Just stuck on repeat world wide But each note, to melody And lyric to song Inspired and starry-eyed

It sounds amazing, with glorious phrasing A chorus of pals and a beat I think I’ve found it The rainbow connection The stage hands, the singers, and me

All singing perfect harmony  This moment feeling just like magic

I’ve gazed onto the stage My eyes filled with wonder Their hands stretched out reaching to me Music sounds sweeter when we sing together I join them all up here see

I’ve felt it too many times to ignore it  It’s something that I’m supposed to be I know I’ve found it The rainbow connection The stage hands, the singers, and me

La da da dee da da dum  Da da da da dee da da doo

[broadway-jade]

I’m obsessed with that Imposter Syndrome cover!!!! It is SOOOOOOO Jadecore!!!

why thank you kindly anon :D i think jane would agree it's very me coded :P

[broadway-dave]

Visit Original Link

vocals, mix, and art by gigglingGummybear

woke up this morning to find my closet entirely filled with the exact same red dress like im talking same material, same sewing pattern, same shimmer every single dress was a carbon copy of each other honestly im more impressed than peeved but i have no idea where the hell all of my other clothes went and rn its the coldest its been in weeks so im kinda not happy about that dw tho i think i may have found the prick that did this speaking of pricks jade helped out immensely with this track couldnt have done it without her in more ways than one real trooper this girl felt like that one guy in every class project sitting back while i watch her go to town on this like she really started doggin on it have you gotten the joke yet ok good

lyrics below the huge squiggle

[verse 1] i can hear the ringing through the morning but im too delirious to wake up in the shower thinkin how to get some money, guess i got relationships to shake up look across the street, i see you cross over in traffic helicopters and low wage jobs desperate for a hit of nicotine, i hate the feeling when i take a day off et on my sneakers, carti on my speakers, im livin here for the night cooking up a heater, tryna be a hero, and i got my shoes untied

[chorus] (one, two, three, four) been running in slow motion and i wonder if well make it its been so long that sometimes i lose my hope but hope its all not for nothing hope i gave it all for something

[verse 2] i can see the city falling underneath the shadows near the metro bus that stays parked blinded by the flashing lights, the red and blue aint nothing nice, so when you see em, stay far im nowhere close to peakin, not the one for speakin, turnin up from time to time i just had to reach it, started to believe that i could get myself untied

[chorus] (one, two, three, four) been running in slow motion and i wonder if well make it its been so long that sometimes i lose my hope but hope its all not for nothing hope i gave it all for something

[outro] day after day day after day day after day day after day day after day day after day day after day day after day

[broadway-jade]

i sure hope you find that prick soon, they must be thousands of miles from here and not at all anywhere close nearby ;P

[broadway-jade]

Visit Original Link

i almost completely forgot about this song i did!! i think i drank something weird that though, i sound a little different. but i think it's still REALLY GOOD!!! :D

had a lot of help from @broadway-jane for this one, she practically did everything ;D

lyrics under the cut!

Unfortunately, I am My own dog, my own fur companion My own old lady on a forum Who types in glittery decorum Unfortunately, I take Myself out walking every day and I hand my legs to the feet and I give my head to the leash Every other day, I'm wondering "What's a human being gotta be like? What's a way to just be competent?" These sweet instincts ruin my life Every other day, I'm wondering "Was it a mistake to try and define What I'm certain's mad incompetence?" These sweet instincts ruin my life I can't smell well, or tell the time Not K through 8, nor K dash 9 For human, grossly underqualified For canine, grossly overqualified I don't blend in at PetSmart And that truth remains at the Walmart 'Cause in either case, they say to me "What the fuck is lost in aisle three?" Every other day, I'm wondering "What's a human being gotta be like? What's a way to just be competent?" These sweet instincts ruin my life Every other day, I'm wondering "Was it a mistake to try and define What I'm certain's mad incompetence?" These sweet instincts ruin my life Just watch me, moving far away Nobody even knows my name, and No one suspects that I'm not fine, and Nobody outs behavioral Frankenstein Just look at Dave with his bae And Rose with her fuckin' fiancee And all the majors at the labels Rebooting soon as I am able Every other day, I'm wondering "What's a human being gotta be like? What's a way to just be competent?" These sweet instincts ruin my life Every other day, I'm wondering "Was it a mistake to try and define What I'm certain's mad incompetence?" These sweet instincts ruin my life Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, da Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da These sweet instincts ruin my life Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, da Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da These sweet instincts ruin my life

[broadway-karkat-archive]

Visit Original Link

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: JADE HARLEY'S A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER. SHE ████ ███ ██ ███████ ██ ███ ████ █ ████ █████ █ ████ ███ █████ ██ ███████ ██ ███ ██████ ██ █████ █████ ██████████ ██████ █ ██ █ ██████ ███████ ██ ███ ████ ████ █████ ███████ ██ ████ ██ ███ ████ █████ ██████ ███ ███ ███ ███ █ ████ █ ██ █████ ████ ██ ████ ███ ████ ████ █ █ █████ ██ ██ ████ ████ ████ █████ ████ ███ ███ ████ ████ ██████ █████ ███████ █████ ████ ██████ ██████ █████ █████ ███ ██████ ██ ███ █████ ███ █████ ████ █ █████ █ ███ ██ ██████ █ ███ █ ███████ ███ ███ ███████ █ ███ ████ ██████ █ ███ ███ ██ ███ ██ ██ ██████ ██ █████ ██ █ ███ HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS *DROPLETS* HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO! CREDIT AND LYRICS BELOW

lyrics by @mediasploshion and @coastalglowstone

[Karkat]

Damn! (Wait a minute!)

You got that shit on repeat! (Wait a minute!)

You play it again and again (Wait a minute!)

And again and again and again (Blah!)

What the fuck are you talking about!? (Wait a minute!)

What the fuck are you talking about!? (Wait a minute!)

What the fuck are you talking about!? (Wait a minute!)

Man! Turn that shit off! (God damn!)

[Jade]

No! I don't wanna hear that shit no more

Take your opinions and walk out the door

Every time I gotta hear dry gossip

Coming from your mouth, makin’ my ears sore

I don't give a fuck if you don't like me

I piss you off simply existing

Pay you no mind, while I’m livin' rent-free

Up in your “think pan”, can't get rid of me!

[Karkat]

I am a force to be reckoned with

Don't like your god? I don't give a shit!

I crack mountains makin' monoliths

I'm a great leader while you’re just a bitch!

Keep your eyes up! You fucking narcolept!

I’m leavin’ marks full on cancerous

All your noise? Nothin' but static

I stay steady while you jump the ship

[Jade]

Y-Y-You do it all for show

I gotta let you know

That I ain’t goin' down any time soon, that's for sure

Crawl underneath your skin

And I sink deep within

I snap right through your bones

All you do is talk, talk, talk like (Yeah!) 

[Chorus]

Keep on cracking your tee- tee- teeth

On cement when you're tri- tri- pping

Don’t look back when you're talkin' trash

Keep talkin' that shit like yeah, yeah, yeah!

Tell me what you think when you're listening

To that dumb voice? How you poison me

Don't look back when you're talkin' trash

Keep talkin' that-

Yeah!

[Jade]

That's enough

That's enough, goddamn

You are so obsessed with me

Oh my god

[Karkat]

You been ridin' too hard off my shit

Yapping that nonsense, bout to get hit

Callin' me a threat, cuz you nothing but a bitch

Every time you feel the heat, I feel your attitude switch

"karkats a danger!

karkat a fraud!

karkat a meany!"

Bitch, Oh my God

Always a victim, never at fault

Step the fuck up if you're really that bold (Shit!)

[Jade]

I ain't defined by a nobody, someone with no cunning

Someone whose mouth keeps on full running

(Man!) I find it ironic, and so funny

That you say I'm obsessed, but you're still on me

(Haaaa!) You wanna hate me so bad!

Caught you tripping hard, you're on your ass crack

You eating mold, I'm making my stacks

Catch me in the green, you're wearing red flags

[Karkat]

(Yeah!) I ain't the one to fuck with!

Grab my sickles, cut you down like nothing

Cracking your skull, got your head a'busting

Pop 'em like cysts, got your ass a'jumping

(Haaaa!) What ya actin' scared for?

Now you wanna beg?

Running away with your tail between your legs

Can't take the heat when you feel a little sweat!?

Stuck on my name, while I'm stuck on your neck

[Chorus]

Keep on cracking your tee- tee- teeth

On cement when you're tri- tri- pping

Don't look back when you're talkin' trash

Keep talkin' that shit like yeah, yeah, yeah!

Tell me what you think when you're listening

To that dumb voice? How you poison me

Don't look back when you're talkin' trash

Keep talkin' that shit like yeah, yeah, yeah!

Keep on cracking your tee- tee- teeth

On cement when ya tri- tri- pping

Don't look back when ya talkin' trash

Keep talkin' that shit like yeah, yeah, yeah!

Tell me what you think when you're listening

To that dumb voice? How you poison me

Don't look back when you're talkin' trash

Keep talkin' that shit like yeah, yeah, yeah!

[Outro]

Wait a minute!

(Wait a minute!) Oh my God!

What the fuck are you talking about!? (Shit!)

[broadway-jade]

god all you do is talk and talk and talk. could you maybe SHUT UP FOR ONCE!! what are you even talking about anymore??!

[broadway-stuck]

ARE YOU A CROW? DO YOU LIKE SHINY THINGS? WELL, BOY OH BOY, DO I HAVE *THE THING* FOR YOU!!

2" hard enamel double backed Homestuck inspired Broadway Karkat enamel pin. Product is already in house, ready to be shipped.

NOW LIVE ON OUR ETSY!! BUY THEM BEFORE THEYRE GONE! OR DON'T. WHAT DO I CARE. SUPPLY IS LIMITED! Pin design by @mediasploshion

[broadway-jade]

woah you're own little karkat to have, who wouldn't want that!!!

[broadway-stuck]

Visit Original Link

when we get to all come together and join in utter harmony, it truly is the most wonderful time of the year.

thank you so much to @kyleehenke for lending her incredible talents in various different roles for this number, and the biggest thank you to everyone thats stuck around and supported us through 2025.

more coming for 2026, here's to another wonderful year!

[broadway-stuck]

Auditions OPEN

Hey everyone, thanks for one last amazing SAHcon turnout! We've got some roles open, so come sing with us!

Right now we are hosting auditions for:

-Dave Strider

-Roxy Lalonde

-Sollux Captor

-Gamzee Makara

-Feferi Peixes

-Caliborn

-Mixers

-Lyricists

-Artists

AUDITION RULES

-You must be 18+ to submit an audition.

-Cast member auditions should be acapella, at least 1 minute long to showcase your range. Title your email/audition with the character you are auditioning for, and send your audition in a .MP3 or .WAV file format.

-Mixer auditions should showcase your ability to combine instrumental tracks with vocals. You must show proper timing as well as the ability to balance volumes between instrumental and vocal tracks. These can be full length songs or snippets over 1 minute. These can be sent in a .MP3, .MOV, or .WAV file format

-For artists, auditions should be two (2) of your art pieces. If the work passes the initial review process, we will then send for a callback in the form of a quick sketch/mock-up of track art. This can be in .png, .jpeg, .gif, etc. (Basically, any file format that can be opened through gmail is acceptable.)

-For lyricists, auditions should be two (2) parodies of songs you’ve made, along with the name of the original song for comparison. They do not need to be Homestuck related. If they pass the review process, we will ask you to rewrite the first verse & chorus of a song from a pre-determined list as a callback.

All auditions are to be sent to:

[email protected]

and titled with what you’re auditioning for.

Any questions regarding the process can be sent to that same email or to our ask box!

There is no deadline for the auditions, but if we ask for a callback, we would prefer if you respond between two weeks and a month after the request!

Thank you for all the love & support, and we hope to hear you soon! <3

[broadway-stuck]

[S] SAHCON 2025: PHANTOM OF THE BROADWAYSTUCK

The cast of broadwaystuck is gathering for their spooky Halloween show... what could possibly go wrong? Oh...oh god... OH GOD!!

[broadway-jade]

if you missed the live panel then here it is!! you should watch it now!!!

[broadway-stuck]

Auditions OPEN

Hi guys! We've got a bunch of roles open, and just in time for the holiday seasons. Come sing some carols with us!

Right now we are hosting auditions for:

-Dave Strider

-Jake English

-Roxy Lalonde -Sollux Captor

-Gamzee Makara -Caliborn -Doc Scratch -Mixers

-Lyricists

-Artists

AUDITION RULES

-You must be 18+ to submit an audition.

-Cast member auditions should be acapella, at least 1 minute long to showcase your range. Title your email/audition with the character you are auditioning for, and send your audition in a .MP3 or .WAV file format.

-Mixer auditions should showcase your ability to combine instrumental tracks with vocals. You must show proper timing as well as the ability to balance volumes between instrumental and vocal tracks. These can be full length songs or snippets over 1 minute. These can be sent in a .MP3, .MOV, or .WAV file format

-For artists, auditions should be two (2) of your art pieces. If the work passes the initial review process, we will then send for a callback in the form of a quick sketch/mock-up of track art. This can be in .png, .jpeg, .gif, etc. (Basically, any file format that can be opened through gmail is acceptable.)

-For lyricists, auditions should be two (2) parodies of songs you’ve made, along with the name of the original song for comparison. They do not need to be Homestuck related. If they pass the review process, we will ask you to rewrite the first verse & chorus of a song from a pre-determined list as a callback.

All auditions are to be sent to:

[email protected]

and titled with what you’re auditioning for.

Any questions regarding the process can be sent to that same email or to our ask box!

There is no deadline for the auditions, but if we ask for a callback, we would prefer if you respond between two weeks and a month after the request!

Thank you for all the love & support, and we hope to hear you soon! <3

[broadway-jade]

Visit Original Link

the spooky season is upon us as well as sahcon!!! if you saw the panel then enjoy my piece from it! and if you didn't see the panel then go watch it right now on our youtube!!!

happy sahcon everyone!!

[broadway-stuck]

hello everyone!!

We are here to announce that we will be having a skit in this years SAHcon!! We have many many guest artists as well as a big guest voice actor, so make sure to tune in on Oct 25th at 7pm for a 👻 spooky mystery performance followed by our annual Q&A portion featuring some of our new staff & singers!

[broadway-jade]

we're putting a lot of work into this one and hope you'll all love it as much as we do!!!

come see our panel!!!

[broadway-stuck]

Auditions OPEN 8/12/25

Hey everyone!! Thanks again for the amazing Promstuck turnout! We're still hosting auditions for a buncha roles, so come join us!

Right now we are hosting auditions for:

Jane Crocker

Jake English

Roxy Lalonde

Gamzee Makara

Eridan Ampora Mixers

Lyricists

Artists

AUDITION RULES

-You must be 18+ to submit an audition.

-Cast member auditions should be acapella, at least 1 minute long to showcase your range. Title your email/audition with the character you are auditioning for, and send your audition in a .MP3 or .WAV file format.

-Mixer auditions should showcase your ability to combine instrumental tracks with vocals. You must show proper timing as well as the ability to balance volumes between instrumental and vocal tracks. These can be full length songs or snippets over 1 minute. These can be sent in a .MP3, .MOV, or .WAV file format

-For artists, auditions should be two (2) of your art pieces. If the work passes the initial review process, we will then send for a callback in the form of a quick sketch/mock-up of track art. This can be in .png, .jpeg, .gif, etc. (Basically, any file format that can be opened through gmail is acceptable.)

-For lyricists, auditions should be two (2) parodies of songs you've made, along with the name of the original song for comparison. They do not need to be Homestuck related. If they pass the review process, we will ask you to rewrite the first verse & chorus of a song from a pre-determined list as a callback.

All auditions are to be sent to:

[email protected]

and titled with what you’re auditioning for.

Any questions regarding the process can be sent to that same email or to our ask box!

There is no deadline for the auditions, but if we ask for a callback, we would prefer if you respond between two weeks and a month after the request!

Thank you for all the love & support, and we hope to hear you soon! <3

[broadway-jade]

Visit Original Link

it sure has been a while huh? sorry for taking so long with a song, promstuck was a hell of a ride!! :D

i was so happy to get to see my friends!!! then on the ride home i just HAD to write these lyrics down

but anyway again i'm sorry for taking so long!! i should be back on track for more regular uploads so please enjoy this!

lyrics under the cut

Why are there so many Songs about homestuck And why are they all on broadway Maybe, it's fun here To see them all up there To sing and dance the night away

So we've been told that it's cringe or a waste I don't care now, it's my dream Someday I'll find it The rainbow connection The stage hands, the singers, and me

Who said that every song Would be karkalicious Just stuck on repeat world wide But each note, to melody And lyric to song Unique and filled with heart inside

It sounds amazing, my eardrums are blazing This choir of friends that I see I think I’ve found it The rainbow connection The stage hands, the singers, and me

All singing perfect harmony This moment feeling just like magic

I’ve gazed onto the stage My eyes filled with wonder Their hands stretched out reaching to me I hold onto them tight And never want to let go I join them all up here see

The lights on the stage shine so brightly together And now mine’s there, can’t you see I know I’ve found it The rainbow connection The stage hands, the singers, and me

La da da dee da da dum Da da da da dee da da doo

[broadway-calliope]

im going to be hosting the jUkebox jUmble on the homestUck commUnity charity livestream!! ^u^

join Us over at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk4HrcKW6H8 to watch people try and guess songs old and new!!

well be starting Up at 8:30 pm est! hope to see yoU there! ~_u

(and thank yoU @broadway-jade for this poster! >u< )