the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”
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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”
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“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”
I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.
Just think of all the noobs who watched the first two episodes on Disney+, were completely wowed and swept up in the story and the visuals, and went back to watch Rose...and got completely taken out by a CGI plastic bin eating Mickey
"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.
*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy
*totum tempus solus agens* optime! cur enim insanio
Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.
they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk
meant an alternative milk .
me and the family when the eggnog issue comes up
It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.
It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog
Do other writers ever get this like, hyper-specific dialogue exchange drop into their brains and you know exactly where these character are standing and what they’re doing and how they’re saying these words but that’s all you get. You don’t have much other context and this specific moment that exists only at this time in your headspace??
wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.
a hoe never gets lyme disease
i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word
one time I played the word “am” and I thought, they can totally let that slide because of AM radio and A.M time.
then i remembered
Scrabble does things to your mind that you can never come back from.
I once was playing and put down ‘cow’ but in my mind I was saying it so it rhymed with ‘crow’ and I told my friend that it might not be a real word but I’m playing it and he can’t stop me and he looked me right in the eye and said it like how ‘cow’ is supposed to be said and I was so mad at myself I nearly flipped the board.
My brother played the word ‘scrabble’ and my mom said, “I actually don’t think that’s a word.” And I said, “yes it is? ‘scrabbled eggs’???”
One time my mom played “early,” and I was like: “What does that mean? Resembling an earl?”
Hey guys here's another comic I drew completely by myself with a punchline that I had planned from the first panel!!!
It would be so silly if I tagged @carpisuns / @marimbles in this, considering I have never met her before and she had nothing to do with the creation of this comic. 👍
ladybug and chat noir decide to share a spotify account so they can listen to music out on patrols together without using any civilian information. but marinette quickly realises chat noir's choices are literally bangers and since she can't access their private playlists from her normal account, a lot of the time she's logged into their hero spotify on her computer.
chat noir realises this when he sees activity on the account when he's solo patrolling and he is IMMEDIATELY ready to cause problems. in the middle of the night he will blast shake it by metro station onto her device. he will interrupt her 'sad girl hours' playlist with bumpy ride by mohombi. at the time he knows she's doing her nighttime routine he'll make her listen to careless whisper. she hates it at first but at one point just accepts that chat noir is the dj to her life now.
Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing
Being on your phone at work:
i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good