Brockley's Sprout Farm

i sit on people until they die

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men only want one thing and if it’s not petting my ears they need to get out of my cardboard box

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compilation

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here’s a couple more

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new additions

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new one hot off the press

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via rosecrystal but these are too good not to add

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thank you oli for your humble contribution

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unbelievable that i’ve yet to add this

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good news i found a new addition

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who else wood elves have seen this child

who is coparenting this child with me

[silly-goofy-bg3-things]

Concept: Tav/durge with face blindness

Shadowheart cut and dyes her hair; Tav is standing their wondering who the hell that is for a good minute or two before connecting the dots.

Tara passes the persuasion check ,and Gale shaves his beard; “Who the fuck is tha- OH SHIT it’s Gale.

Had Tav not seen Wyll transform in front of their eyes ; they would not have recognized Wyll.

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you rang?

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what rock is this

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oh my god

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what rock is this

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this rat will not sniff my feet. please explain.

[mindboogling]

I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref

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brockley rob

🥦🥦🥦

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i can't open doors in wild shape. tara has to do it for me

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hello from Brockley Rob

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never stop being outside

[lurplitz]

Worst part about being a bg3 fan is nobody cares abt your tav as much as you

Pjörn and Icar ilysm

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brockley rob

[lostintheweave-deactivated20250]

mentally i am here today.

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i HC that he borrowed clothes from Astarion because he wanted to look snazzy for Tav and didn't have anything of his own; not a colour i would usually pick for him, but the man looks good in red.

then again, he looks good in p much anything.

or nothing.

sigh.

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@gale-dekarios-incarnate what tree is that

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green man

unhappy

[gag-cat]

OK THIS TIME ON MY BG3 PLAYTHROUGH I WILL ROMANCE THE FRUIT BAT AND SEE WHY PEOPLE LIKE HIM SO MUCH

:v) lookin ass

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i stood next to him and Karlach called him Cauliflower

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a wren died in my hands

her name was Tessa. she told me her eggs were somewhere and that was important

i am now a single parent of some eggs

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sometimes people ask me what kind of ant that is, or if there is a root on the ground they ask what the root is, or what kind of tree the root is going to, and if i know i tell them and if i don't know i tell them i don't know