Thought of this interaction during class part 2
Red Hood, currently in the laundry room of Wayne Manor as he cleans his guns for the 345th time today:
"Hey Al, guess what I learned today"
Alfred, currently trying to wash 7 layers of bulletproof Bat Armor:
"what Master Todd"
Red Hood:
"Turns out Gotham is cursed to have never ending crime"
Alfred, unphazed:
"I see master Todd"
Red Hood very much phased:
"WHY IS NO ONE SURPRISED BY THIS!?"
Alfred:
"We have a man who fell into acid and instead of dissolving, he instead gained an affinity for jokes and a slightly homoerotic interest in Batman."
Red Hood:
"Okay but-"
Alfred:
"You were brought back from the dead by a magic lake Master Todd... after being killed by said Acid Man"
Red Hood:
"... So if you know then why do you just let Bruce keep fighting his endless war?"
At that moment Condiment king kicks in the door having followed Red Hood here
Alfred:
"Master Bruce has his hobbies"
He cocks a shotgun
"I have mine"
