Never apologize, Never explain

Yes I am back. I still hate all of you. You are wrong, I am right. Eat shit and die

[earhartsease]

on it boss

[sometransgal]

My car is experiencing mitosis

[bisexualmagnum]

[amemait]

I hope Brendan Fraser is having a nice day.

[amemait]

I hope one day that Brendan Fraser gets to see this post with several thousand (one day perhaps several hundred thousand?) people who have all banded together, united for one single common purpose: to hope that he is having a nice day.

[jack0fficial]

[zohbugg]

[x] He deserves our love and respect

[higgsinos-deactivated20250728]

twitter users be like ‘haha tumblr? where all the snowflake babies uwu smol sensitive babby beans are?’ and then make a 14 tweet thread about how an animal crossing villager is gaslighting them or whatever

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[seriousjones]

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

[yarking]

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

[storytruths]

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

[helltitty]

how many toes you got?

[brucebocchi]

you mean in my mouth or

[helltitty]

blocked, have a horrible day

[gomjabbar]

your friend brett in 2003: “hey guys! ready for a deathmatch round in blood gulch?”

you and your two other friends who found a glowing crystal in the back of your house that gave you a prophetic glimpse into the future where the three of you live successful lives but only if brett dies following a series of finely-connected events that begin with him winning a round of deathmatch on blood gulch: “yeah brett you’re on”

[trickytwitch]

me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”

[flanneldragon]

me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

[clownsblogging-deactivated20200]

This is still so fucking funny on Riverdale wiki. Like why have a list of one

[cheaphalloweencostume]

never seen an episode of riverdale in my life but im sitting here in complete agony over the phrase “sold jingle jangle to the ghoulies” i literally have no idea what this show could possibly be about at this point

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

any Catholics online ? I got some questions.

[newurl69]

Yeah I'm catholic whatsup

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

how do i reach heaven through violence

[the-marxist-mash]

Its called a crusade and you need to get the Pope's permission first

[cozybug-deactivated20231208]

If there are trees you aren’t alone

[hiccupsfreckles]

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be encouragement or an ominous warning

[oswednesday]

#that’s entirely up to the trees

[shes2sensitive]

not to be ladphobic but I think ppl who go for a bit of cheeky nandos in public are disgusting :/ It’s adam and eve not banter with steve

[binches-deactivated20220521]

what language is this

[whitepeopletwitter]

[otigre]

*slowly inches closer to your pet*

[sunbeamdaydreams-deactivated202]

[brodyhickson]

me everyday: I should get a tattoo.