x

a

[mens-rights-activia]

[fishandshesmygills]

every girl should be allowed to lie on the floor for 16 hours a day to cope with the agonies

[guooey]

went to the aquarium this summer and stood in front of a 335,000 gallon kelp forest and got so pissed off about not being one of those fish that my throat tightened and my fists clenched. it lasted like 10 seconds until I noticed I was being a weirdo in public but I understand everythng about this world now…………..

[cetitanhasmoved]

Employment office made me take this weiord test

[cetitanhasmoved]

[ojibwa]

what do they put in october and november that makes them the most ungodly mental breakdown psychosis inducing months imaginable. what are they storing in the orange leaves and generally grey drowsy atmosphere

[teaboot]

Sun vanish

Green vanish

Sudden cold

Time moves 3 inches to the left

Here's a story about metaphysical forces beyond your comprehension. Something is watching you, specifically. Why? We don't know.

???

Profit

[teaboot]

Someone lifted you out of your nice cozy warm temperature-controlled terrarium and dropped you into the background of an X-files episode and you want to know what it is about that which your soft mammal body is finding stressful

[mellie-mp3]

whoa dude when I heard about "radfems" I thought it would be some most radical females! 😍🤙

but these chicks are saying some bogus things about other babes 😬

[aveline-shepard]

[cryptotheism]

Oh fuck dude, you smoked that weed? That's the forever weed. The weed that makes you high forever. Hope you're having a good time because it's permanent. Also I hope it's okay, but I just invited 100 people over, and if they find out you're high you're FUCKED.

[sunshinecassette]

Why are menstrual pads always wrapped in flowers and shit why don’t they ever put anything cool on there. Like shadow the hedgehog

[vivi-mire]

My roommate and I could not stop talking about this

[sunshinecassette]

I LOVE YOU

[bengustown]

seeing transphobes on tumblr is insane. Brother you are blogging on the trans gay sex website

[bengustown]

trfs in the replies calling me a 'gender enthusiast' yes brother. i love gender

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[figural]

[memewhore]

[virtueisdead]

I POSTED THE GIF AND SOMEBODY SAID IT NEEDS THE KOTH THEME OVER IT AND I'M FUCKING WHEEZING HOLY SHIT

[datarep]

Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight

[daggers-drawn]

John Oliver trying to communicate through my dreams to warn me about the oncoming apocalypse.

[the-sappho-of-lesbos]

Source: Lesbian; Sacred Sexuality- by Diane Mariechild & Marcelina Martin

[peysk]

no ones going to ever sell me on the idea that moshpits are like. cool badass things to do. Oh you got excited by the music so you got the r/Zoomies and need to run in a circle with your buddies? that's so metal dude. Own up to mosh pits being the natural evolution of playground games. it's fine

[headspace-hotel]

I've gotten on 4chan exactly one time and on that one occasion, I found this which has been an invaluable antidote in many interactions

[girard]