Oh god I Might POST

Sorry in advance

[sandmandaddy69]

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[flipchild]

my daddy always taught us to be ashamed of our everything

[anxeious]

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[sgt-celestial]

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

[yasmin1000000]

we are bringing back delusions of grandeur

[taldigi]

Hello???? Suggestions????

[biglawbear]

Reblog if you're overworked and underfucked

[theehorsepusssy]

[papayajuan2019]

til the room smells the same as before we both entered it.

[nthfunct-deactivated20231201]

the idea that dressed boring/plain means a person is boring is well... uh. ok. i'm going to be nice. some of us don't live in outfit world.

[brograbs]

Real philosopher type yappers got 16 accounts

[brograbs]

Leaving the house in an outfit I think is normal and casual before I pass a window and I see my millennial dog whistle low socks, athleisure jeans, the second least decisive doc martens they make and casual jean cowboy hat.

Im gonna go home and make some clothes so this doesn’t keep happening. Ill take looking weird or bad but not 35 and white.

[weirdness-is-good]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i may not have a pussy so to speak, but i have a heart of gold and nine glowing cards of power, one which you must now pick.

[theehorsepusssy]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

today’s acquisition: Donkey Kong Gay Sex Card

[finder-plus]

Its counterpart