麦わらのジェイ

| Jay | 23 | He / Him | INFP | 👉🏽👉🏽 | Aggressively Pansexual | Mugiwara Pirate and Star Trek fan

[lisawn]

sansûkh chapter 26: thorin will get it eventually

i love this fic by determamfidd so much it is a work of art

[trekkiewara-blog]

You know how people watch xenophobic movies where the U.S. is the good guy and they feel patriotic? I've only really felt those feelings watching The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies- therefore it's confirmed I'm a dwarf. Lol 😂

[cosmospoons]

i almost cant believe merlins huge fuck off knife literally ejects from the top of his beloved clipboard except ofc i can fucking believe it one of the requirements for kingsman recruits is that they must be Dramatic™ at all times which may be why the organisation is such a mess but thats beside the point i just love merlin and his huge fuck off knife

[crabdominalpain]

“Whats UP YOUTUBE! Today we gonna do another Unboxing Video!” *a shovel in hand, I enter the Graveyard*

[cosmospoons]

i almost cant believe merlins huge fuck off knife literally ejects from the top of his beloved clipboard except ofc i can fucking believe it one of the requirements for kingsman recruits is that they must be Dramatic™ at all times which may be why the organisation is such a mess but thats beside the point i just love merlin and his huge fuck off knife

[senritsu]

hey reply to this with your dipping sauce of choice

[senritsu]

[porksweats]

[boycub]

if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are “too old for trick-or-treating” because that will literally break their hearts and that’s not cool.

[boycub]

Its getting close to Halloween again so I just thought I’d reblog this again

[archdemonsblood]

And if “don’t be rude to teenagers over a stupid jawbreaker” isn’t enough for you, consider 

You can’t tell how old a kid is just by looking. I’ve known multiple 5th graders who were taller than I am, and I’m 25 years old. With their faces hidden by masks, you won’t be able to tell they’re elementary schoolers, but they still are. 

Lots of older siblings are expected to take their younger siblings trick-or-treating, and they only get paid in candy. 

You don’t know if that teenager is developmentally disabled. 

You don’t know if that teenager spent most of their childhood in a hospital or sick and has never had the traditional trick-or-treat experience before.

You don’t know if this is that teenager’s first Halloween in America, and they just want to experience a piece of American culture.

You don’t know if that teenager ever gets candy any other day of the year. 

You don’t know if that teenager has eaten anything at all today. 

And those are just things I can think of off the top of my head. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

If you were like me and relatively isolated/friendless as a teenager you didn’t get invited to parties and trick-or-treating was the only thing to DO that didn’t result in crippling loneliness.

dude handing out candy to anyone is FUN

kids, teens, parents, the really high guys from 204 that cut holes in their floral bed sheets to be ghosts- giving candy to people is AWESOME

oh god I live in a rural area i got literally ONE (1) trick-or-treater and getting rid of Halloween candy is HAAAAARD.

teens pls come to my house and eat the fucking candy i got a box of toblerones from costco i can’t eat this much chocolate.

[polishwife]

they gave this horse terf bangs

[sonic06apologist]

aint that die antwoord?

[cupcakelogic]

oh no

[starsfelllikerain]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK

[xvrkitree-deactivated20200122]

[angelic-breeze-deactivated20191]

[agentdagonet]

OKAY BUT I JUST LOVE HOW THIS IS A PARALLEL TO HOW THEY WERE BEFORE EGGSY IS THE ONE WITH THE SLICKED HAIR AND PUT TOGETHER WELL AND HARRY’S THE ONE WITH MESSY HAIR AND COMFY CLOTHES AND JUST LOOK AT THEM (post script, anyone have any luck identifying more of the species of the butterflies in the background?)

[alethiaii]

I am still trying to get over Eggsy’s face because he looks like someone who got express ticket to heartbreak city. Legit but his face tells me ‘This man doesn’t know me.’ while trying not to disolve into a crying mess. @notbrogues

[lesbiangummybearmafia]

by sky

[fthartwin]

Wait who where I need this as my wallpaper now

[gigglepox]

flashy!!

[tastefullyoffensive]

Ralph is a true gentleman. (via franwalker26)

[prufrocks-deactivated20170410]

[adimals-deactivated20201112]

Fuck dude you really can’t

[perkwunos]

This is the first ad I’ve seen on here that actually fits tumblr’s demographic

[inonibird]

Eclipse