Life Actually Isn’t Too Bad

Soooo, most people call me by my last name, followed by John, that rare smattering of people that call me by my actual name of Jonathan, then my sister who calls me Jake 'cause reasons. Did I mention I'm a pyromaniac? Once you get to know me I'm actually nice, but still the sarcasm will keep coming.

[sharingneedles]

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

[fuckyeahpaganism]

I’m crying. 

[for-fox-sakess]

i scheduled this a year ago..

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“So how does it feel? Do you like the length of it?”

-Dwarven Blacksmith while selling me a new war hammer

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

You ever eat something you should NOT have and immediately beg for God’s forgiveness?

[such-justice-wow]

This post screams lactose intolerance

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[woppy42]

honestly adding a dog pic to a post about eating things you shouldn’t have is incredibly fitting

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[allofthefeelings]

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

[allofthefeelings]

Well, NOW I do.

[thelibrarina]

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

[moonblossom]

Alternately, I’m now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go “Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?”

[allofthefeelings]

There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.

[indifferent-kiwi]

Peter: So what do you remember about the JFK assassination?

Bucky: I think I killed him

Peter: alrighty then

[marvelxs-universe]

this entire thing is glorious

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[catchymemes]

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[toomanyfandomstocountcx]

The ides of March have come

[eeyore9990]

Beware the ides of March.

[macrolit]

Beware!!

[binary-bird]

Hamlet as a D&D paladin.

Keep reading

[sabrerattler]

[kylierocket]

Please, someone give me the context of this?

[firegodjr]

This is Jerry Miculek, he’s literally a world record holding sport shooter, possibly the best of all time. He often makes these comedy videos where he shows off his shooting skills or stuff he thinks is cool. The video is from the one where he got a Glock styled after the NES Zapper.

And here’s him hitting a target with a pistol from an insane distance:

[roguemechanic]

That insane distance is 1000 (Yes, one thousand) yards with a 9mm revolver. I believe it was his first shot too.

[electronictragedy]

Yoshi has evaded his taxes for too long

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

wow cool facts about anime

have you ever wondered why anime people have such big eyes like this:

that’s because of scrooge mcduck

Osamu Tekuza. creator of Astro Boy and often called “The Godfather of Anime,” was a big fan of the Scrooge McDuck comics from back in the fifties and when he created Astro Boy, he based his art style on the Scrooge McDuck comics

so basically this character

who serves as the visual basis for the modern-day anime art style was inspired by this

which means that every time you get horny for this

or for these guys

you’re actually getting your jollies from the great grandkids of this motherfucker

[an-anxious-misconception]

No joke. 

[furbearingbrick]

please don’t fuck the duck

[homiu-l]

Now I read all this with my both eyes and now it is your turn

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

it gets better

a lil while ago, tezuka’s daughter unlocked his work desk

what was inside?

a whack load of furry and transformation porn including one of a woman turning into a boob snake, locked away for SPECIAL OCCASION

when you are fapping to anime tiddies, you are fapping to the legacy of a furry artist

[doozierthanthou]

All anime tiddies descend from a literal furry’s admiration of a Charles Dickens duck-AU fanfiction character.

[adulthoodisokay]

this website is informative, i learn something new every day here. thank you tumblr community and staff.

[surprisebitch]

this post is a good example of why ignorance is bliss

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[everythingfox]

Nice

[everythingfox]

me attacking you with love

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS