Who You Are Is Not Where You've Been

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[welcome-the-magick]

[slightlyburntcinnamonroll]

Stabulous.

[romy7]

[mickeyjperez]

I want 7

[hplyrikz]

[hplyrikz]

I can relate to this

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[pandyxmilkovich-blog]

Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.

So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…

And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…

[dollsonmain]

Holy shit.

[neptunes-salty-butthole]

This is glorious

[jemthecrystalgem]

I like Dale. He’d break up with a bigoted girlfriend and he wears bathrobes like a cape. Not everyone would wear a bathrobe like a cape.

[wafflesmakebabies]

This is great.

[gojiro]

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

[roseate-rein]

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

[skysinger-musings]

[ectoimp]

And film was exposed using silver in the emulsion fluid for old photographs. But with more advanced photographic technology and things like digital cameras theres no need to use silver in the printing process.

I can imagine old vampires being super into selfies because they never got to keep pictures of themselves before.

[eronthebender]

I want more stories of older mythological creatures just enjoying life now because times change and things they couldn’t do becoming all the rage because they couldn’t do them in the past.

[shencomix]

[phloxy-foxxy-deactivated2022062]

Overly strict parenting creates sneakier kids. Punishing your kids for telling the truth creates better liars. Or people more afraid to tell the truth than to tell a lie. Invading your children’s privacy creates lifelong crippling trust issues. Over pressuring you child to succeed creates life long anxiety. And when failing those expectations destroys their self confidence. Ignoring your children can create emotional dependency and abandonment issues.

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EAT ICE

[mycatwasrightaboutyouu]

crunch

[star-sailorr-deactivated2017100]

if you go nonverbal when you’re upset clap your hands 👏👏

[officialagentmaine]

Cards Against Humanity just murdered every company that gender markets

[virare]

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

[ohhlexxie]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

[princesconsuela]

[bloomflowersbloom]

i have moments of warmth when im daydreaming about a reality that i want and will make for myself

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened

[just-shower-thoughts]

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is the closest thing we will ever get to a family-friendly Saw movie