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Ranni from Elden Ring does NOT have big boobs. She is a flat-chested queen. President of the itty bitty titty committee. If you draw fanart of her and give her big honkers because you're horny and have no taste then you are a traitor to the cause

lesbiskammerat

Glad we're all on the same page

s-t-y-l-e-t-s

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On This Day In History

March 23rd, 2021: A container ship runs aground and obstructs the Suez Canal for six days.

fandom

Happy anniversary to [tumblr]'s beloved Ever Given getting stuck in the Suez Canal.

tributeofasgard

as if people on this hellsite need april in order to be fools

motherfucker

Ana Novaes

yellowmonday-deactivated2022120

i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a society

yellowmonday-deactivated2022120

im not kidding im not kidding have you ever been inside a public bathroom

mevil

fiti-vation

ernasd

oh this is a life saver

gallusrostromegalus

So these are both “Aw Fuck I’m outta real food” meals BUT ALSO: if you’re learning how to cook, these are great “baby steps” meals to learn how to cook basics into something enjoyable without “wasting” anything expensive. Though I maintain that even cooking screw-ups are valuable in terms of lessons learned.

Also they’re great for when you get absorbed in something and you realize your blood sugar is dropping and you need to make something Quick.

petermorwood

Making basic storecupboard or fridge ingredients less basic and more nutritious.

gimmeblood

fedex trying to say my package will be here by the end of the day when the package is still like 4 states away. that driver must be doing like 150 all the way here