[twigsinmyteeth]

20’s. she/her. Vaguely NSFW.

🪿 as always: 18+ only

[persephoneshiddenunderworld]

[wingscription]

“behave” hey so unfortunately that was hot and i will be listening.

[emmaklee]

list of professions from a Chinese-to-English textbook

[rainwashedsoul]

[pringlei]

My new favourite place

[xbunnyclawsx]

[64mpg]

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me

[sapphling]

Daddy has a very special task for you today kitten, so he's going to need alllll of your attention and submission ❤️😈 That's a good girl. Now, first thing's first, look at this parts diagram for a 2009 Toyota Prius. Do you see the part labeled "catalytic converter"?

[twigsinmyteeth]

three weeks all around England with a tiny stop in Wales and it still was not enough 😭💔

[twigsinmyteeth]

I want to get groceries with her. I want to sort her laundry and make her coffee, I want to pull a blanket over her when she’s fallen asleep on her reading and hold her hand and watch the news together and

[twigsinmyteeth]

:) turns out all of these things are in fact very nice

[drowning-lessonz]

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

[memewhore]

[twigsinmyteeth]

accidentally continued a tradition according to snapchat memories of July 5th being my first try of a different new-to-me drug two years in a row 🥹 how magical

[twigsinmyteeth]

I’m very happy to hear that made it in. Very happy for you!!!

Thank you so much man 🥹

[twigsinmyteeth]

CONGRAAAAATS!!!! I TOLD YOU ITD WORK OUT!!!!!!! EEEEEE SO HAPPY FOR U

Thank you so much 🥺🥹 i cried like a baby reading the acceptance, omfg

[twigsinmyteeth]

submitted my portfolio for the honours program 😰 I’ve never been this nervous, this is even worse than when I applied for the general program. Now there’s only 16 spots. Fuck.

[twigsinmyteeth]

I’m in. I got in. hey i got in.