Gothy McGeekypants

I am a Canadian cis male who is a geek. I like coffee, zombies, sexy people, scifi, comics, video games, goth stuff, and......coffee. This Tumblr, and my others, are LGBTQ friendly, support women's rights, the right to be who you are in general. I am...

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[howyouudoyinn]

It’s night time somewhere

[the-creep-in-the-hawaiian-shirt]

Shit, Sorry, I Forgot.

[seanoftheundead]

Oops, forgot I was on his acct even though I only logged in a minute ago -Bunny

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Chuck Berry

Rock n Roll was originally Black music.

[king-emare]

thank you

[mentalhealthfemme]

Yes, him and little Richard never get their due smh

[missarrozcongandules1991]

except…chuck berry didn’t invent rock n roll…

Sister Rosetta Tharpe predates both chuck berry and little richard by quite a few years

Two of Tharpe’s hit songs were released in like 1944-45 when Chuck Berry was a) incarcerated and b) still a high school student, Tharpe basically discovered Little Richard, and she’s referred to as the godmother of rock n roll

lol just

throwin that out there

[christel-thoughts]

^^^EXACTLY

but Sister Rosetta was a woman and queer… so Black men will totally overlook her.

[veryfemmeandantifascist]

rock music was created by a black bisexual woman

[cherryflavormonkeygirl-blog]

She influenced them all.

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✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾 Sista Rosetta

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

Always reblog for her

[daddyfuckedme]

“I’ve been in love before, it’s like a narcotic. At first, it brings the euphoria of complete surrender. The next day you want more. You’re not addicted yet, but you like the sensation, and you think you can still control things. You think about the person you love for two minutes then forget them for three hours. But then you get used to that person, and you begin to be completely dependent on them. Now you think about him for three hours and forget him for two minutes. If he’s not there, you feel like an addict who can’t get a fix. And just as addicts steal and humiliate themselves to get what they need, you’re willing to do anything for love.”

— Paulo Coelho, By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept | @thelovejournals (via thelovejournals)

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Chomp

[goddessvicky]

A+ can confirm

[seanoftheundead]

This is Bunny

Sean passed yesterday.

[strawberryshortcakekitten-deact]

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

[technicallythearical]

This is so sweet actually

[madi-the-doll]

@zaiyo

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YOU LIMP LETTUCE

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[takiki16]

NO FEAR.  The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best

(source)

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Horses just be standing around in fields naked eating some of that sweet sweet grass

[duskdragonxiii]

What a life

[duskdragonxiii]

Do centaurs graze

[duskdragonxiii]

Can u just catch a centaur grabbing that green shit from the ground and shoving it into thier mouth hole

[duskdragonxiii]

Majestic

[bitterwaters]

centaurs do not graze. their human faces are not designed for chomping cellulose all day. from this we can infer that they have an omnivorous digestive system to match, and thus a narrower abdomen than horses. centaurs are sleek, deadly consumers of everything but grass unless they have an extra horse head growing out the human tummy in which case all bets are off

[spearxwind]

actually, every single reply to this post is either wrong or a coward, so here’s my nuclear take

[mineralrabbit]

@drferox this seems relevant to your interests.

Also, more terrifying horse-like creatures for your blog.

[drferox]

I had to stop and think about this, because it’s not completely terrible.

I don’t know what the arms are doing, maybe they’re tentacles, but the eyes are functionally on a stalk, kind of like a snail, and the ‘human mouth’ may be for breathing only, so it’s functionally a nostril. These mobile sensory appendages means the creature has a mobile vantage point to see what it’s eating, keep its nostrils away from the dirt, and might be an advantage in an aquatic environment.

Also means the brain is not necessarily in the ‘human’ head. So you could ‘decapitate’ this type of centaur and it would only be inconvenienced.

[davidesky2]

by J. Scott Campbell, via Design You Trust.

[thingsamylikes]

This is where I first learned that J Scott is actually a formidably good cartoonist. His villains are ON POINT.

[seanoftheundead]

At lunch with my best friend. (at Sunset Coastal Grill)

[constable-frozen]

Ralph Breaks The Internet

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Is this self care?

[memewhore]

[eronlovesyaoi]

this joke killed me

[obviousplant]

Anyone need a horse funeral catered?

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return of jim

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jim’s the horse