ALPHAFEMALE

Just a casual fuck up

[animatedtext]

[stability]

[gobblechopstv]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I want to see a “Jurassic Park” where the dinosaurs don’t escape and everyone is safe and has a good time

[gacktova]

[enchantednights]

me: is a needy piece of shit who needs constant reassurance and attention from friends

also me: is distant as hell, avoids all social interaction

[prevsad]

[itsagifnotagif]

Dogs are too pure honestly

[moxis]

job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!

my depressed ass:

[mishasteaparty]

[skinnyscottishbloke]

#jawn how dare you order me around like that #actually wait no #i like it #i’ll play nurse for you #this involves costumes right #because you’re really gonna love my slutty nurse outfit #just sayin’

[j-bird614]

[vibrantpastels]

How did the supernatural fandom ALREADY get here?

[runestele]

and why do you even HAVE A GIF FOR THAT?

[witch-of-bones]

Don’t ask

[tovakiin]

im kinkshaming

[just-shower-thoughts]

As an introvert I get more enjoyment from being invited to a party then I do from attending the party.

[maclonna-deactivated20160905]

[earthdad]

touché rednecks

[jazzhermit]

Buttholes dont give you cancer

[tchaikovsgay]

That’s a sentence I never expected to read but you’re not wrong

[heroinchic-deactivated20131230]

[scandalousdouchelord-deactivate]

[methhomework]

the fault within our star was so romantic

[approach]