Jojo Fan

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[puddlellama]

first they came for the trans people. and I stood up and fought back because I've read the rest of the poem.

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[brolikeidkman]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[everythingfox]

Royal cat

(via)

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[daily-spooky]

[noccolibroccoli]

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

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[evenlyevi]

Plants

[friendshipismagicka]

just pinkie pie responding to people who make their own substitutions to her recipes and then bitch about how they sucked 🍰

[yesterdaysprint]

The Akron Beacon Journal, Ohio, July 4, 1927

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steel ball run race

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u see him at the thrift store wyd

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this was my top post of this year (:

[vinnie-cha]

hey guys! My sister @zariyen​ and I have made some charity merch for the bushfires happening in Australia at the moment, all profits will be donated to the RFS (Rural Fire Services) we have Aussie animals in 7 stickers and a charm to choose from! @zariyen​ did the charm and I did the stickers!

The event will end on the 30th of January, link to my etsy is here

PREORDER DETAILS: CHARMS are PREORDERS ONLY, this means that if you’ve purchase a charm you will receive it at a much later date. Charms will be shipped on the 27th of February and how long it takes for it to reach you is determined on shipping times for your country which can be found in my shipping policies. If you ordered STICKERS and a CHARM your order will also be processed as a PREORDER which will be shipped on the 27th of February. If you ONLY order STICKERS your order will be processed between 1-3 days

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