Bronson returns!

Bigender, Bisexual.Trans rights are equal rights,black lives matter,& all cops are bastards!

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[prokopetz]

I feel like each successive adaptation of The Addams Family is edging closer and closer to making jokes about how Gomez hates his wife.

[prokopetz]

I have this overwhelming sense that there's only one family dynamic these writers understand, and at this point only sheer inertia is stopping them from diving straight to the logical endpoint of making Gomez a Shlubby Sitcom Dad Who Hates His Wife. It's coming.

[beanytuesday]

The Comic Store (from 2019)

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

most 2006 event to happen in music

[tieflingkisser]

[papasmoke]

I hope bad things happen to evil people

[arcsigils2]

I Hope Bad Things Happen To Evil People - a sigil created to manifest a most fervent of wishes during this most turbulent of times; for bad things to happen to evil people.

[papasmoke]

Hell yes I have a sigil now folks

[rvllybllply2014]

It started out way too normal

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[lindleland]

disco elysium dialogue tree

[fictionalgod]

[guga-foods]

"Guga, we can't film you cooking a 'bumblebee' steak. That doesn't make any fucking sense."

"I already caught the bee, Angel."

[serpexnessie]

Average Tomodachi Life Conversation

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[midnightssea]

The original tweet is the corniest thing I’ve ever fucking seen

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

A. They're not gonna tip you, periodt. So already the $10mil is looking better.

B. They're not gonna talk to you, so any "business advice" you thought was gonna be worth more than $10mil, that's null and void, aint happening.

C. Here's the real secret of their "success"; they're all bad people. That's literally it. They're willing to lie, steal, cheat, bully, oppress, rape, etc to get what they want, and their appetites are never sated, so they never stop lying, cheating, etc. You don't get that kind of money through hard honest work. If you're willing to be a big enough piece of shit, you could easily be one of these guys.

So yeah, if someone's offering that choice, get it in writing and stay the hell away from these creeps.

[red-mercer]

But if you're serving them you can poison the food

[hintsiren]

[prokopetz]

Historically, one of the most reliable sources of widespread banditry was rulers ramping up military recruitment for major wars, then cutting their soldiers loose afterwards without pay, leaving a bunch of heavily armed men with military experience floating around broke and homeless.

Knowing this, whenever someone jokingly refers to raccoons as "trash bandits", I get a vivid mental image of, like, a raccoon succession crisis leading to a raccoon civil war, the aftermath of which forced the former soldiers of the losing side (who are all raccoons) to take up the life of the raccoon outlaw.

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[ahotknife]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

[tredekim]