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eemersonm

me: you know women are allowed to not like men back

television writers:

nikaalexandra

OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

THIS IS TEAL

THIS IS PERIWINKLE

THIS IS AZURE

AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

sohnderleere-deactivated2018072

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour

toastbutteregg

Today I have sit on a cute guys lap on my school and he got an erection. Do he likes me? Or all boys are the same?

all boys are the same

omega3

nicejewishguy

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

starcades

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

venatus

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

punlich

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

one-eyed-pom

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

lethalneuroses

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

waffle-sorter

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

leeshajoy

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

animatedamerican

You’re thinking of Safari. Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

hhertzof

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

rareandradiant-maiden

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

jewishdragon

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt.

osheamobile

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

jeremywhitley

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

optimysticals

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

flatbear

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

corruptinnocent

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

emceescabaret-deactivated201812

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

alexexotic

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

y-o-u-t-h-s

coyotebuegwater-deactivated2016

nicogotchi

Elefun: The College Years?

weavemama

SOME GOOD NEWS

dduane

Note the outcry.

MAKE NOISE.

glassbonespaperskin

wnq-anonymous

Pay attention to whom your energy increases and decreases around, because that’s the universe giving you a hint of who you would embrace or stray from.

Anonymous (via wnq-anonymous)