Stars And Candy

Thoughts and Dads

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All I have ever wanted...

Is a dad who loves me like Peter B. Parker loves Mayday

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Barry: Cisco is missing, can you find him?

Harry: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Barry: well, do you?

Harry:

Harry: yeah, hang on

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Cisco: *is watching bob ross*

Bob Ross: *draws a branch*

Cisco: nice

Bob Ross: *draws second branch* because everyone needs a friend

Cisco: *holding back tears* nice

Harry, sitting on the same couch, eyeing Cisco: Bob Ross is dead

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Okay, I have 2 fictional crushes, and for the most part my crushes and my fictional dads line up, like I love Peter Quill and I want Yondu to adopt me; and I love Cisco Ramon and I want Harry to adopt me.

But then there’s just an extra dad in the mix, like literally out of no where my mind is like-

LOOK IT’S A DAD

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I… Have never laughed,

Never cried

Never feared

Never hoped

Never loved

As much as I did while watching Guardians of The Galaxy Vol. 3

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I bet Cisco is surprisingly good at getting Harry to play something silly like Mario-Kart with him for like… 6 hours straight at 12 a.m

Cisco: okay but for real you’re not gonna beat me a seventeenth time… that’s just impossible with your weak skillz

Harry, aggressively grabbing the remote: WATCH ME

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Barry: hey have you guys seen Ralph?

Harry: he’s been looking sadly through the window when it started raining.

Cisco: if it gets bad, we should probably let him in

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Harry: what do you normally do when I’m gone?

Cisco: wait for you to come back

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Cisco, holding a python: Guys, I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Caitlin: you did WHaT?

Harry, without looking up from his book: William Snakespeare

[brooklynstar]

34 years ago, a perfect angel fell from heaven.

Happy birthday, Carlos

[brooklynstar]

Today I saw a cute little Bulbasaur keychain and thought “huh, I should get that for Cisco.”

-And then my dumbass remembered that he isn’t my boyfriend and he doesn’t exist.

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Cisco is super concussed, Barry and Harry take him to the hospital and need to fill out forums:

Barry: What’s your middle name, Cisco?

Cisco: danger!

Barry: No, it’s something with a B…

Harry: It’s Baracus.

Harry: Wow. It is SAD that I know that

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Cisco: could you guys at least try to see things from my perspective?

Barry: **knees down**

Caitlin: **crouches down**

Harry: **sits down**

Cisco:

Cisco: I hate all of you

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Harry: I hate you

Cisco: Well according to the picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue

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Cisco: if I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Barry: Strong

Caitlin: Weak

Harry: a dumbass is what you are

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Cisco, over the phone with Harry: Hey, while you’re out, could you pick up some paper towels and chocolate syrup? We have ice cream, so I thought-

Harry: Ramon, this isn’t a shopping trip. This is a man-hunt slash rescue mission.

Cisco: oh. Okay- I just- like, when you are done or whenever it’s convenient, since you’re already out-

Harry: Cisco, I’m obviously going to get that stuff for you so just shut up **hangs up**

—bonus—

When Harry gets back they have an ice cream party.

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Cisco: **struggling to retrieve items from top shelf**

Harry: Do you need me to get that for you?

Cisco: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED

Cisco, moments later: **defeated sigh** help meee