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thistoowillpasss

ectojammer-deactivated20170613

Oh, woe is me! To be transformed, transmogrified, shapeshifted, bewitched, and bemoaned! To be naught but a gourd!

shiftythrifting

its not letting me use the submission thing so ebay garfields

unfortunate beast

sonny-shine

God I wish elections in the fucking US wouldn’t affect literally every other country in the world

everydaylouie

Dogū Exhibit

frankiedotbiz

suck my dick while i play melvin freebush bitch

frankiedotbiz

dick so good got her laid up asking "so that's melvin freebush?"

personsonable-deactivated201908

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable-deactivated201908

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

kidzbopdeathgrips

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lol-its-paul

steviemcfly

EMERGENCY: A so-called friend stole a bunch of money from me. I'm working to track him down, but my account is overdrawn now and I need gas money to get to NC. I'm supposed to drive down today. Anything helps.

paypal.me/steviemcfly

Venmo: @steviemcfly

Cash App: $steviexmcfly

lakemojave

Henry Kissinger, from the Nixon administration, is a nasty little thottie. And he just died making it clap on instagram

accidentalslayer-deactivated202

chillyfeetsteak

when you fall back asleep in the morning and you get stuck in the labyrinth

spacebras

"LGBTQIA+"

"The gays"

"Queer"

"Fa-"

spacebras

cali

spongebob makes burgers in the back of the kitchen. he passes the burgers through a window, to squidward, who is his male coworker. squidward hands the burgers to the customers of the restaurant that both Squidward and Spongebob work for.

official-europa-deactivated2021

You: seeing six crows is bad luck and an omen of death

Me, an intellectual: seeing six crows is great luck because you get to see six crows

bethanydelleman

Someone on Reddit keeps getting recommended the Jane Austen subreddit despite knowing nothing about Jane Austen, so they posted an Ask Me Anything. Best response so far: