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C - she/they - 30s header by Claudia Keep - icon by Chris Samnee

[ostolero]

[bunniope]

i got isekai'd but i immediatsly got lost in the elvish woods and an elven sharpshooter put an arrow through my skull so basically i got isekai'd right back here. which is fine that fantasy world probably didn't even have wawa *smash cut to the fantasy world where the elf who killed me is eating a wawa hoagie over my dead body*

[crabussy]

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

[mrsandman42069]

-28.531560,175.309976

[crabussy]

DUDE

[maxknightley]

(girl who's been thinking about The Character nonstop for two months voice) you'll never guess what this song reminds me of

[barstoolblues]

WIMO = world is my oyster

[cutecipher]

thank you for putting a random white boy on my post i guess

[cutecipher]

he will be going in the acid though goodbye white boy

[aberrantemotion]

OP NO. ADDING A WHITE BOY TO A VAT OF ACID CREATES A "THE JOKER.:

[cutecipher]

fuck.

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[loveridden1999]

atleast we have megan thee stallion. at the end of the day atleast we have her

[poisondartlesbian]

crazy how your only options for romance these days are to redownload hinge or to give up on love and become a lighthouse keeper. ah well.

[poisondartlesbian]

the lighthouse is looking more and more enticing every day btw.

[garaktime]

bro...what we could have had..

[garaktime]

Can we pour one out for batmanshole?

[petaltexturedskies]

Marina Tsvetaeva, in a letter to Boris Pasternak, from Letters, Summer 1926

[alanofalltrades]

[destructions-daughter]

prev's tags were too good @assassinregrets

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

what did you call your friends’ parents or other non-relative adults growing up?

first names

mr/mrs/ms/dr [lastname]

mr/mrs/ms/dr [firstname]

mr/mrs/ms/dr [friend’s name]

ma’am/sir

familial honorific (auntie, uncle)

other

Remaining time: 11 hours 16 minutes

please tag with your region/country and age (?) if you think that’s relevant! and of course translate these into your native language if not an English speaker

[bluepercy-percyblue]

y’all I’ve been waiting A YEAR to make a dream thieves update of my incorrect trc quotes 😈

starting with the Kavinsky ones ofc

[bluepercy-percyblue]

and then the gangsey <3

[bluepercy-percyblue]

the graphic novel is making me giddy so I humbly present: incorrect trc quotes but with real things my friends have said

[bluepercy-percyblue]

the dream thieves edition here

+ a few more bonus ones from the raven boys while we're at it

[neapolis-neapolis]

Giardino dipinto (inizi I sec.), particolari, dalla Casa del Bracciale d'oro - Parco archeologico di Pompei, Napoli.

[bunniecain]

everyday i log onto tumblr dot com and post bullshit nothing burger