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profile pic by @mildmayfoxe header by @foxsnails

[magnhild]

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

[romehbo]

[anarqueeen]

yeah the doctor said they found the source of my guilt and quiet agony deep within my core. Yeah turns out there really is something physically and fundamentally wrong with me that I've been carrying my entire life. No they said they're not gonna remove it. Said its an "elective surgery" so insurance won't cover it. Anyway how are you

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[polkadotmotmot]

Salvo - Strada con lampioni, 2001

[violet-the-reaper]

Food Service, 2026

[transgenderer]

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

[targetedknowledge]

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[cheese24k]

[clambistro-deactivated20161211]

Ahh, it’s back

[memorycycle]

the handle of the jug being hollow so that some milk gets in it is genius because its a spot where they can just chill and not have to worry about fake social rituals and small talk

[naamahdarling]

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

[sapphic-and-stupid]

Picture of her from the USA Today

[teaboot]

I would let her kill me for sport

[vaelus-malewife]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[kushblazer666]

[kayliflower]

with the resurgence in popularity of calvin & hobbes, I’m so surprised no one has included this

[innerchildabortionclinic]

you're watching my dead wife montage but I don't do anything aesthetic like run on the beach so it's just clips of me zoning out at work and playing the sims in my apartment

[redstonedust]

I frequently forget that sauerkraut is typically seen as a German food since I grew up eating it on Pulaski Days and with the Polish side of my family. Am I going to hell.

yeah i had a conversation with god recently and it turns out xe doesnt really care about gay people or sex out of wedlock so right now the only thing that'll send you to eternal damnation is misidentifying regional varieties of fermented vegetables. sorry i dont make the rules.

[trentreznorsbutthole]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[chharliedayarchive]

The year is 2020. Cole Sprouse is getting married. The bride, when she is supposed to say ‘I do,’ instead says ‘IT WAS JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?’ and storms off. It is the fifth time this has happened. Such is life for Cole Sprouse.

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing