Bro Strider

◥▶◀◤Warning! This is a Homestuck blog. I cosplay and post Homestuck, Attack on Titian, Gravity Falls, and Steven Universe. Patrick 22 [he/him]

[brosensei]

Where have you been? I miss you!!

Hi!!!!!!!!! B) B) B)

First off I am super sorry for falling off the face of the earth for like a half a year… I have been busy with job training and working, but that is just a lame excuse tbh… now I feel like I can get back into a balanced work/socialize/live rhythm.  I haven’t done any cosplay/cons/etc things recently (just working, volunteering for some local candidates’ campaigns, and community groups), but when I do I’ll make sure to post them here and give some heads up B).  until then I love you all and miss you too B3

[rat-cyng]

I’m gonna say it: internet memes are to a degree specifically non-capitalist by nature, they are widely considered dead immediately upon usage for profit/advertising

[vaporize-employers]

capitalism: it can take our dreams, but never our memes

[mysharona1987]

[brosensei]

HAPPY AAAAAAAAPRIL FOOLS!

[uss-edsall]

Washington State (not DC) is the only state in the union where you can legally have a fistfight with somebody (with police as referees) to settle your differences

[metal-queer-solid]

That should be a law all across the country.

[cactus-1776]

Fuck. Yes.

[goodnightnautilus-deactivated20]

@jooshbag ?

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

This is tied to an archaic law that isn’t enforced anymore.

[official-ginger-kid]

So if you beat the shit out of someone they won’t do anything?

[fedkaczynski]

Oh no this is still enforced, and in fact we actually Have a few vigilante superheroes 

Like Phoenix Jones who actually patrol the streets and challenge criminals, the police usually get called, and they watch as Phoenix Jones pummels them because Phoenix Jones is actually an MMA fighter. 

[haxxy]

[girlfromthe-subway]

[panicawa]

This was a “happy Chinese new year!” picture I only managed to round up today.  He’s communing with his kind. 

[biznasties-moved-deactivated201]

if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart

[handsthatthieve-deactivated2019]

[yothobro-deactivated20200505]

The farther away from valentines day it gets the funnier it is

[almost-too-white-to-function]

Fuck you guys I just waited for this thing to load for a solid 6 minutes….

[rat-cyng]

I’m gonna say it: internet memes are to a degree specifically non-capitalist by nature, they are widely considered dead immediately upon usage for profit/advertising

[vaporize-employers]

capitalism: it can take our dreams, but never our memes

[bramblescrossing]

Reblog this post if you are Team Mystic (Blue)!

Reblog this for Team Red!

Reblog this for Team Yellow!

[brosensei]

This is the problem with living in a rural area, at the end of a dead-end road, in Pokemon go... the nearest pokéstop is an eighth of a mile away, across the lake.

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

apparently michaela dietz recorded lines for like, random pedestrians in GTA V and someone pulled all of them out of the game and i’m losing my mind because her speaking voice is her ‘amethyst’ voice

[scootsandspooks]

Guys. @brosensei is like the best human in the world. Not even kidding.

[brosensei]

@scootsandspooks is too good for this world, too pure

[wretchedtooth]

“Left?” You Ask

“Right?” You Ask

The Answer

Is Up.

[brosensei]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYXuXX48m8)

The 1st of April... April 1st... The day I avoid most websites, can't post serious stuff, and trust no one for 24hrs... Happy April Fools day, ya fools :D

The ‪#‎LastWeekTonight‬ ‪#‎NoPrankPledge‬ from 2015 B)