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[tylerposey]

TYLER POSEY (2021)

[the-poor-decision]

[valtsv]

the lotr films love to present gimli as the ugly, dirty, ignorantly rude comic relief when the reality is that aragorn is a sweaty, grimy, greasy-haired ranger who sleeps rough on the road and maybe bathes once a month, and legolas is a feral cat who eats dirt and sleeps in trees and threatens anyone who tries to start shit with his friends with a notched arrow to the skull regardless of the potential consequences, while gimli is a dwarf prince who actually acts the part, is well-educated and mannered, has a strong sense of honor and duty, appreciates song, poetry and other fine arts and crafts as well as food and drink, and is actually probably the cleanest member of the three hunters. anti-dwarf propaganda never sleeps.

[valtsv]

headcanon that during their time in the wild together chasing merry and pippin aragorn and legolas started behaving more and more oddly and gimli wasn’t sure whether it was because they were becoming friends so they felt they could be more like themselves around each other or if they were just fucking with him, but either way he was too afraid to ask

[valtsv]

aragorn: *crouches down* *picks up a fistful of soil and starts chewing it thoughtfully* the uruk-hai are heading east

gimli: you can tell that just from the dirt?

aragorn: what? oh no, i figured that out from these tracks here. this is just a snack.

gimli:

[valtsv]

legolas: *tears a strip of moss from one of the trees in fangorn forest and starts munching on it as they walk*

gimli, sniffling: i hate this fucking family

[plounce]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[popsunner]

You know what the second I stopped saying “I wish I had a friend who-“ and started being “the friend who-“ my life has gotten 100% more fulfilling

[popsunner]

No legitimately. I have a tea table in my room for when friends can come over again. Most of my friends have a key to the back door in my room. I make my friends sweaters and buy things they mention they want. I send handwritten letters in the mail to my friend who lives a block away. I annotate poetry books and give them as gifts when it’s not even a holiday. I keep extra gloves in my purse and jackets in my car.

I’m not trying to be like “ohoho look at me I’m such a good friend”, I’m saying the second I stopped going “I wish I had friends who would invite me to tea parties” and just. hosted the tea parties myself? I still got to do the thing. I still got to see my friends. I still got to be happy with them.

I don’t think it’s about who does it, I think it’s just the genuine act of caring for people, and giving a little light to the environments you’re in.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[quixoticnightmare]

bro imagine being attractive 😩😩

[whenanangelfalls]

[lesbian-loki]

I am fluent

[inevitablyuncertain]

[themyscrian]

when a woman designs an outfit for women VS when men are allowed to do it

[jin-broadshoulders]

[frostbackcat-deactivated2021031]

Stop letting men do things 2k18

[profusedinmelancholy]

Never not reblogging

[gonda-deactivated20210511]

Best post ever

[behindthescenestangleofivy]

Seriously though!!  It’s ridiculous!

[fishyandclintbarton]

Also:

[crazyshitisay]

Correction, when Straight men design for women

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bear4butch]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Placeholder moustache

[theradicalace]

[regicide1997]

Call that a 5-o'clock foreshadowing

[mirrormirror2]

Beautiful Street Art in Hollywood. Walk of shame. By the way .....FUCK DONALD TRUMP!

[i-stay-armed]

I wonder the price of replacement of the star.

[black-geek-supremacy]

Remember when people kept pissing on it?

[veryfunnymemes]

[ultracrii]

Look at Mrs. Claus, serving that pose.

[papallion]

i love her outfit

[secretsunkept]

Skin glowing, that fur trim is crisp as hell & I know his belt buckle cost some bands

[brucebocchi]

fuck dude. end of an era. 2020 has taken everything from us

[residentevildash-moved]

here’s an article about the accounts termination. god damn

[weaver-z]

I know it’s literally months before the holidays and no one cares but if I hear one more chucklefuck Buzzfeed-era neoliberal call “Baby It’s Cold Outside” a song that “approves of rape culture” as though they’ve decoded the Rosetta Stone I will lose my shit. It’s so clearly sung in a wink-wink nudge-nudge way like how the fuck did this become an annual controversy? The vibe of the song is so obviously the girl being like “oh I really SHOULD get going but I kinda don’t want to… ;)” and the guy being like “I mean, it’s cold outside, no one could blame you for staying over ;)” because the song was written in the late 40s when you had to be all coy n shit about your relationships!!! Stop turning a completely fucking innocent cute as fuck song into some weird pseudointellectual debate because you don’t understand nuance and you watched a funnyordie skit about it once holy FUCK

[weaver-z]

Reminder for the holidays.

[agoddamnrayofsunshine]

Also I’d like to point out, the oh-so infamous line “Say, what’s in this drink?” Is absolutely not what so many people think it is. If you were to write that line today it would obviously be seen as a bad reference to drugging and date r*pe. Back then, however, it was just a coy way of saying “Oh this drink is alcoholic…it would be convenient if any decisions I made could be blamed on the fact that I was drunk…it wasn’t me, it was the alcohol”. It’s basically just an old fashioned way of saying blame it on the booze

[karrista]

It’s also just a bad song from a music nerd perspective.  Kitschy overdone holiday pop at its finest/worst.  The melody and harmony is formulaic and repetitive.  It’s a textbook song in the sense it was made to a checklist of requirements rather than any kind of artistic feel.

[weaver-z]

This post is pro Baby It’s Cold Outside you nerd go listen to Beethoven Mozart’s Penis Operas if holiday magic doesn’t please you