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I JUST BLURT THINGS OUT
Two men with pamphlets and clipboards stopped at my house and I answered the door and automatically said: "No, I don't need Jesus!" They just stood there and stared at me and clearly they weren't trying to spread the Word and the younger one just looks down at me and says (it was 3 pm): "are you wearing Minnie mouse pajamas" And I yelled: "DON'T JUDGE ME, I'M BRILLIANT" and slammed the door.
The eternal battle
Everyday there's this fight between the part of me that wants to be thin and fit and the part that wants to eat ice cream with an entire box of oreos and chocolate for breakfast. Which part will win? The struggle continues...
The ONLY acceptable opening to Season 13
Written by me as a big fuck you to the supernatural writers.
I love when people try to excuse founding fathers for owning slaves and trying to say they were really against slavery and weren’t all that bad when one of their contemporaries and “forgotten” founding father Robert Carter III manumitted all his slaves, gave them the land he felt he owed them as well as training and apprenticeships, and was promptly ostracized from Virginia and political society by the likes of Jefferson for making them look like assholes. Jefferson and Washington and all of them could have freed their slaves. They could have abolished slavery. They didn’t. Stop excusing them and the atrocities they committed.
What are you calling me a bitch for? You’re supposed to say jerk.
12x23: All Along the Watchtower
Dean: What do you think our legacy is gonna be?
Sam: The people we saved - they’re our legacy.
– The Memory Remains
The Language You Speak Can Change Your Perception of Time
It’s all relative anyway.
Time seems to pass faster or slower depending on the language you speak, new research has revealed, because of the way your native tongue speaks about time.
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Just because someone desires you, it does not mean that they value you. Read it over. Again. Let those words resonate in your mind.
Nayyirah Waheed (via sargentsantiago)
Yes I do enjoy walking at night. The world’s a lot more to my liking then, not so loud, not so fast, not so crowded, and a great deal more mysterious.
Cornelia Funke (via thequotejournals)
way to break your old man’s heart kids ;)
We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice.
- bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)
- loaned us garden tools when we didn’t have any
- invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane
- one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he’d picked from his garden
- and tomorrow he’s coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.
Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.
Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can’t even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.
ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN.
HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES ‘JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN’T HAVE ANY’. IT WAS BARELY DARK.
BASTARDS - I’M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN’T I?
The Gay Agenda, everyone.
this is fucking i n c r e d i b l e
Imagine your otps
Just so everyone knows -
Mr and Mr Nice moved out around Christmas time 2016. (Further proof that 2016 was a cursed year)
We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They moved to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason. I love them.
We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow burn of niceness, which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move down permanently in June.
I WILL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. NO MERCY.
I feel like this might be how the cycle started in the first place
5.1.17
Can we go back? Please?
“Tatiana through her good looks and her art of self-assertion put her sister in the shade in public, as the latter, thoughtless about herself, seemed to take a back seat. Yet the two sisters were passionately devoted to each other. There was only eighteen months between them, and that in itself was a bond of union.” - Pierre Gillard
What's the difference between a бабушка and a матрёшка?
Бабушка - an old lady
Матрёшка - nesting doll
@vaginawo0lf i love that the picture of the babushaka is in a platka, holding a cat, and flipping you off cause thats so russia and every babushka ever
Maria Nikolaevna & Anastasia Nikolaevna, circa 1909
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